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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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Comments (232)

flockz 20

i still gave myself a pat on the back and a chocolate chip cookie. so im happy with a 6. but when i get a 10.... its like having sex... with myself.

bellakaykid 6

What a super girlfriend.... no? Yeah, that pun sucked.

VeganVampyre 27

So... Does she think she's a superhero, or a vampire? Maybe I should wear my cape when I have sex, too! :P

KiddNYC1O 22

51- You're entitled to that opinion.

Babyseal420 7

Batman and Catwoman I assume?

slick5880 22

The jack-o-lanterns are especially helpful on those porter-john jobs.

timmyliao 5

Lol sex with superman

eminemchick 19

i cant be your superman, your superman,..

IndigoAcrylic 9

Yea... My boyfriend(s) had to tell me a couple times 'No feather boa'. COSTUMES ARE FUN!! ;D

CryMoreFMLs 15

But... You're a guy...

Iheartfunny 1

I feel your pain.

IndigoAcrylic 9

You don't have to be a girl to have a boyfriend...

bubo_fml 11

Send her to me...I always wanted to **** Wonder Woman!