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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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What is this I don't even...

Hey you still got it

What! Why? Leave the cape on baby! Sex like the world depends on it!

yeah because ive always fantasised about screwing wonderwoman. Is that weird?

Girlfriend: " okay,no cape... But I getta wear my Captain America mask still..."

edwards75 0

Is that an actual FML moment, or just an interesting tidbit?

In the words of Edna Mode, "No Capes!" Also remember what happened to Dollar Bill in _Watchmen_. /hopeless geek

Your pic is Jim Carrey. I forgive you.

What the **** is up with this shit man

I went out w/ Valerie for awhile too. Wait until your 3rd date! FUN!!!