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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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Earning your red wings capeboy?

TritonTheBeast 0

Cape Cod is a beautiful place!

If I had a nickle every time I heard that... I'd have a nickle.

But why? I wear a cloak during sex..... And any time I get hi

Today, I finally got up the courage to confess some of my kinks to my boyfriend, hoping that he would be accepting of them. Instead, it weirded him out and prompted him to complain about it on the internet. FML

SUPER MAN AIN'T SAVING SH*T, GURLL YOU CAN HOP ON SHADYS DICK.

Is dressing up a little even *that* kinky? Seems like fairly harmless fun to me.

Get a new girlfriend

I like capes :)