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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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XxgreymoonxX 8
interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:
cBlackout 13
It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?
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Comments (232)
daxter136 0
Super sex!
Iheartfunny 1
51- Is right boners is hilarious.By the way have you ever tried doing it in an airplane bathroom with someone that insists on bringing a pair of feathered hancuffs. You get pink feathers everywere but its definately worth it.
SarahSildaSixx 0
Ohhhh ;) someone loved the Thor armor ;);) Awesome idea though
nerofirst 0
I know : and you would look good baby, but seriously no cape >> it will get in the way
SarahSildaSixx 0
Ok deal ;);) Now everyone thinks your fuxking a young girl or superhero :/ I didn't know boring sex we the only option for nerds ;)
sashie91 5
I don't get get can someone tell me what it means??
nerofirst 0
She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape
EvilPotato 15
50 if flockz comment is a 6/10 then what is a 10/10.
gijoe011 6
This is the hottest thing ever! If you gf wants to have sex dressed as a superhero and you tell you no, you gtfo and give back your balls!
ExtremeEncounter 32
Wtf? So he can't have any say in it? Idiot.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
Wow
justs0me_r0mance 0
so your girlfriend is awesome? Deff not an Fml, sorry bud.
hotaro15 3
Hmmm she wears a cape during sex, I'm not seein the bad here
Gibblezrulez99 0
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