Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Have her stay over... anyway?
suckmyrocket 0
LOL, I'm 25 & my boyfriend can sleep over whenever he wants to.
Dr_Ake 0
Um, I'm 15 and I am allowed to have girls sleep over? That's kind of sad that they don't trust you. Even when I was like 13 they let girls sleep over XD
EhLasalvadorena 0
please, get out of your parents house. i'm sorry to say but some girls don't find living with your parents (over 18) attractive. its a different story if you can't or don't have money but besides that, cut the umbilical cord and move out to a new apartment that you own and can bring girls over whenever you want (not needing premission)
Tehboyy11 4
How's this a YDI, 24 living with your parents is bad, but if he is going to medical school or law school, then leaves when or he is 27, and gets a job that pays $30/h, who is going to laugh now?!
ItsJenx3 0
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cbrown89 0
i think the sad part is the parents not letting a girl over...
ctina 15
You really shouldn't feel too bad about that. The economy is crap (like so many people have said) so if you're only 24 (an age when a LOT of people are still in college anyway) it's not THAT embarassing. Good on you for respecting your parents....and ultimately the girl because it would have made for some awkwardness the next morning. Plus, just to point out...we're a new generation, my friend. According to psychologists/sociologists, we're Twixters - a generation which is generally ALLOWED to take their time before being thrust into the world. Trust, you're not alone in this so if the girl thinks it's lame, she's either uneducated or spoiled and has unreasonable expectations.
anathemablack 0
yeah... dude, I'm 23 and my parents could give a **** less... then again, I'm only here because I lost my job and then my wife walked out on me less than a week after that. so... FML.
clouds_are_nice 0
I'm a girl and i think living with your family is normal. I guess it's the difference in culture. If you have a good relationship with your family, why would you move out?