Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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distortedcognition 17
Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if you didn’t view it as “business”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Just because you're in your birthday suit (and hopefully a raincoat), doesn't mean what you did was "business". With that mindset, no wonder she's bored with you.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
She's an ignorant ass. If you can finish your business with her, you don't need Viagra. Now, if she wants to make several deals a night, you might have to.
mccuish 25
Confidence killer right there
distortedcognition 17
Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if you didn’t view it as “business”
Gradask 10
So she wants you to take medicine that is for people who impotent, it doesn't makes you go longer or better and can also cause high blood pressure and can also burst small blood vessel when you come. Yes, I have friend who had stop taking it because it cause massive bruises . And you should twist it around, she might have to try harder to turn you on and be better on sex too.
Gradask 10
Common Side Effects of Viagra Headache Diarrhea Upset stomach Dizziness Heartburn Runny or stuffy nose Nosebleeds Flushing Difficulty falling or staying asleep Numbness or tingling in the hands, arms, feet, or legs Muscle pain or back pain Sensitivity to light Vision color changes (seeing blue on objects or being unable to tell the difference between green and blue) Serious Side Effects of Viagra Sudden vision changes, blurred vision, or vision loss An erection that’s painful or lasts longer than four hours Symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pain; chest pain that spreads to your jaw or shoulder; sweating; or nausea Irregular heartbeat Shortness of breath Swelling in your hands, ankles, or feet Ringing in your ears or sudden hearing loss Seizures Feeling like you might pass out Rash Burning or itching while urinating Signs of an allergic reaction, such as hives; difficulty breathing; or swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
That’s a simp move. You’re girlfriend tells you she’s not being satisfied & your reply is to make it her fault lol.... grow up
demix_fml 32
Maybe she feels neglected? Or that you don’t satisfy her needs, the way u satisfy your own?
shannon2348 14
Apparently you, like most men don't last very long. Its frustrating for a woman to get a 30 second screw. ydi
zhawk316 5
Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if she put some effort in too instead of just laying there.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Just because you're in your birthday suit (and hopefully a raincoat), doesn't mean what you did was "business". With that mindset, no wonder she's bored with you.
J15237 25
Hey it happens. Besides if you don't have any problems then it will actually help you last longer. You could try getting some of those KY Sprays and see if it helps. I am sorry she is being so difficult about it, but you really should try to see it from her point of view. There are things out there to help you out. Its nothing to be ashamed about.
samomaha 17
'Finished your business'?!? Dear god, you make it sound like you were peeing on her!