Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
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RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
daisyloo 7
Nice friend you got there:)
hellbilly205 17
Could be worse he could just break your phone...atleast you can explain to your boss what happened.
kameryn25 3
Then that would make this situation awkwarder unless he has a really hot boss and his friend has a decent sized wang.
themaddog 0
I hope she did. It took a long time to send all of those. And my dong got tired.
SesameSpeed 7
Do I hear promotion?
aFatFuck 0
Hey, Melissabrit. All you do is thread jack. Please, **** or GTFO. (jk) But actually. Get the **** out.
HowAreYouToday 34
Seriously.
upyourzlolz 11
Are those cotton balls on your shirt?
YoTengoTomatoes 7
That was probably like the dumbest thing OP's friend could do...... considering the fact that his boss could have him arrested and labeled as a sex offender for life. so really his friends life is ****** :/
mona_is_here 10
Is he 15 by any chance?
SkyiiStarflower 0
what if the boss sent one back?
enonymous 9
"I have received your request for a promotion and have accepted on one condition you must teach me to bend that way"
333TheSemichrist 0
YDI for not having a password set on your phone
jake1632 9
Does anyone fail to realize that what he was doing was sexting, which is illegal in almost all states last time I checked.
hellbilly205 17
I dont see why my comment got down voted. I would rather get fired than break my phone. Cause my phones broke and now i have no life. FML
whisperingeye13 0
119 sexting is not illegal unless minors are involved or if the messages are harrasing. at least as far as I know.
sadistmonkey 19
hellbilly - If the OP's friend simply breaks his phone then the OP can at least afford a new phone (assuming he was able to afford the original iphone based on his pay). If the OP's boss is not understanding then the OP might get fired in which case he no longer has a source of income and probably can't afford to keep his phone plan. Get it now?
VeroAnne 11
Lets hope your boss likes them
tatababe 1
OP if you be bad you boss will make you take your punishment in the butt
hellbilly205 17
Well sadistmonkey if op had a lock on the phone there wouldnt be a problem in the first place
Brool_Story_Co 17
66- What's wrong with thread-jacking?
K_kanaka 26
This is what you do 1. Get a new friend 2. Try to explain to your boss what happened 3. Well if 2 doesn't work then you better start job hunting
coffeygirl12 14
That sucks
hope540 0
31- awkwarder? Really? Are people that stupid?
Pixxio_O 11
Was he making balloon animals with it..?
stef108 3
Why would your friend do that? Or should I say why would someone over the age of 11 do that? Lame.
NTimmy 2
Op why would u even hav ur boss on ur phone?
hobojones 0
Promotion!
RodStar 0
#75 Why yes. They are cotton balls on my shirt. It was a costume for an event! Sorry, totally off topic. I just had to answer.
marinus_fml 20
245 is ******* dumb, and probably thinks every employer-employee relationship is that of a mcdonalds career.
XxHoPPoxX 8
ffs dont reference other fml's please
jake1632 9
129 ok got it. im a minor so i wouldnt really know about 18+laws over sexting would be about. iunderstand why 25 trolls thumbed my comment down, but im pretty sure this one is going too also. ******* :)
ZiplockP 0
You sound like you've been through this before.
tothenifty 1
kick his ass
sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
Perdition 4
Realistically, if he contacted his boss as soon as possible and maturely explained the situation, he'd be fine. Maybe.
flockz 20
haha raise.... was that intentional?
themaddog 0
Promotion. The boss really likey.
mandaboo 8
I love your tats. Schweeeet!
salvorican 24
Neither. Op's boss is probably thinking "Why the hell am I getting pictures of his pinky???"
coolboy6 0
lmfaooooooo
commietaco 0
or hardcore buttsex as a punishment...
daviesha 0
I love your tattoos. Your really pretty too! ?
mmorgan9218 5
your tattoos looks amazing!
bawlerr75 9
I really like yuur tattoos there so pretty I want one so bad
j4ym4n 2
Tatts are lame. What's even more lame are chicks that think tatts make guys hot. Nothing worse then an eminem wanna be walkin round with tribal tatts that mean absolutely nothing.
hegira 18
The boss got a raise is what it sounds like.
wolflover44 5
214: Every tattoo has a story. Don't judge until you know it.
Youdrongo 0
Not EVERY tattoo. A big handful of them are the result of a night with just one too many shots.
themaddog 0
230-Those tats are reminders of a good time.
15bthwreatt 2
?
swasticop 0
230- that would be a story
kelsey_katie 17
Your tattoos are awesome! Love them(:
shutupYDI 4
your tattoos are so pretty!
iEthan 5
This is one where you actually can't say "pics or it didn't happen". Or should I say those guys hoping for anything..
sailorzoe 14
I was sober for every single tattoo on my body.
i13Zero 5
Which is a story^
IloveyouJon 11
oooooh I adore your tattoos! They're beautiful :D
gogreen8856 0
kick his ass when he comes out
ben20262 7
what the ****?
hellbilly205 17
What? Your friends would'nt do something like this to you? Cause mine would.
hazardoussmiles9 22
Yeah, mine would too, probably.
Dalliance 4
32 and 46, what kind of "friends" are those? That could get you charged with sexual harassment and you could lose your job. Glad I don't have such idiotic friends with a skewed idea of what is funny.
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Yeah , you need new friends. Stop getting them at the sex addict meetings.
Clozzie 0
WAYYYY!!!!!
annasworld 3
nice friend you got there
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Op's first mistake: naming him a friend.
SpaceMan55 1
What a bunch of shifty friends we have here
Matias_Says_FML 4
Well, unlike you two, I have normal friends who wouldn't do that under any circumstance.
sskarma23 9
Is your friend a mental patient?
Mpsteve13 7
chop off his dick. problem solved
hellbilly205 17
How would you feel if someone chopped off your dick?
flockz 20
dickless.
themaddog 0
35- well that would probably feel like getting raped by chuck norris.
Mpsteve13 7
well seeing that I already have a ****** I really wouldnt care too much
byteolu 0
Lol
hellbilly205 17
Honestly though you guys are losers. Me and my friends do stupid shit all the time. I dont see whats wrong with it. Yea you could get arrested. But whats life with out fun. Get out more.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Or you could do fun things w/o being illegal, not all fun things are illegal you know. Get out more.
hellbilly205 17
I never said all fun things are illegal. But most are retard. stop being a pussy and have some real fun.
RyanMacVey 17
i disagree dude who needs drugs, booze and underage sex..... me and my friends stay in and play scrabble, i do through the best sleepovers
texaslonghorn 0
*throw
RyanMacVey 17
shit -_-
hellbilly205 17
No one cares what you have to say gayboii
RyanMacVey 17
hmmm your the one with who's comment is buried... but your totally right... i should shut up
hellbilly205 17
I did'nt say shutup...
themaddog 0
Just shut up already hellbilly.
BaconDave 12
Damn, just stop typing and go get arrested.
variants 0
well, saying no one cares what he has to say is basically telling him to shut up.
RayanneY 0
******* twat. k?
Emzixxx 0
Boring !!!!!!!! Scrabble is for retarded loosers!!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
hellbilly205-Gtfo
abdullahfive 8
I like the way you think :) mpsteve
cockseverywhere 2
I see a promotion in your future!
variants 0
Yup! She's being paid in Trident Layers now!
variants 0
He's* 0.0
alabamajoe77 3
Time for a new friend and some disinfectant cleaner for your phone. Oh and probably a new job. Lol
LuHGiiiT 11
Dangit, you beat me to it =/ Well played.
hellbilly205 17
Really i see rape in op's future...
LuHGiiiT 11
Promotion? =)
cartmenlibby 1
hahaha
wilsontws 18
Kinky.
HuntrTrakr 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why am I getting these pictures!
Lights_Out_fml 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe your boss likes it and will give you a promotion.
chickenwalrus 14
We covered that.
xalerion 0
189- he was the 10th person to comment, tell all the others who replied to the first post just to get ahead that it was covered Ty have a nice day Sucks op, good luck finding a new job, even if you explain what happened the phone should not have been out of your possession blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda is what he'll or shell say, just like you should always be in control of your vehicle no matter the circumstance, but honestly do they not realize that there are circumstances where you cannot in any way shape or form make a difference in what is happening with your vehicle? And what about airplane food...?