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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on a bit
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
RohnAbheek
India 🌶️ Spicy
Hard place
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
ItsFunnyNow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bricked up
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Priapism Tuesday
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Issac Almendarez
🌶️ Spicy
Disclaimer
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Top comments
dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
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Comments (191)
I_Punch_Babies 7
no need to get all bent outta shape about it. take your viagra with pride and dont let any uptight stiffs get you down!
Llamacod 11
don't you mean "and don't be uptight and let your stiff go down"?
obeliks 4
Doesnt matter, masturbated!!, right?
rigley8 3
shortest fml ever?
Krirn 21
"Today, I watched Gigli. FML"
MidnaLink 35
Yep, definitely shorter.
perdix 31
Second place: "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML"
ohSNAPyall 27
Too short to **** my life.
FatTony2010 4
Get in there my son! At least someone is getting some!
wlddog 14
It's better than needing it and not having it.
schubur 3
Hahaha!!!
mgkgambino 3
Do you golf?
Ozuru 11
Doesn't matter, had sex?
challan 19
If your erection lasts more then four hours please consult your doctor- ummm hell no! Call me!!!! ;)
challan 19
Just a joke people! I'm a one man woman!
satansdaughter90 0
It's just funny how ya put it:)
Blaqkeyeliner 6
I've heard some good things about Viagra. Makes you feel like a young man again ;)