Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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azrael_xx 14
That's disgusting :/ At least you can narrow it down to who failed your class... Not so smart are they :)
loganmarquez 3
At least it was in a bag.
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Comments (162)
palahniukpaul 6
What a shitty situation...
TheEpicMilkMan 13
your face.....your eyes......they stare into my soul :'(
mgkgambino 3
That was hilarious dude
whennotlooking 0
What an overused joke...
HairyPunisher 27
It's always a shame when the first. commenter has an opportunity to be really funny and witty but instead comes up with the same overused pun.
starwind3438 9
1, please leave this site. Every comment makes all of us a dumber. I award you a thumb down and may god have mercy on your soul.
free2speak 14
To the person above me: Before you point your "thumb down" or go pointing fingers at others, you might want to make sure that your criticizing comment is free of any critical errors. Hint: It's not. Revise, retry, and repeat until it is.
starwind3438 9
There is nothing wrong with my comment. Nice try 54.
dre_bro11 12
59, "Every comment makes all of us a dumber".... Try again?
tobedd 13
It's more dumb 59/47. Someone's watched a little too much dumb and dumber (ironic)
syki 22
Erm, no, dumber is the word. Just not a noun (and therefore doesn't need an article). ;P
iahntajonera 3
Why do so many fmls have to do with poop lately?
Googoo27 12
Comment Buried. *Reads it anyway*
Googoo27 12
Double Post. Damn slow internet...
jmelsha11 11
47- YESSSSSS "I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul."
IQWasJustLowered 0
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destryyy 10
That awkward moment when you have more thumbs down than the original comment. (47)
bettyc4 26
Good god I wish I had the balls to do the same to the racist sexist teacher that failed me! 3years in a row! F-! The second I get a new teacher strait As
TheEpicMilkMan 13
need a therapist? I'm just a milk man but I'll try my best :') *clicks pen and sits on milk crate*
xlord 27
If it was that serious you couldn't change class or even school? And how were you allowed to go up the years if you failed 3 years in a row?
andy30ace 3
I'll do it for u
rekege 18
Yea...... I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have helped. Couldn't you have talked to someone, like another teacher or the headmaster? Maybe others felt the same way?
Penguin1942 0
Racist and sexist.... SUREEEEEEEEE....
CaramelMacchiato 13
12 - In some schools (including mine) you have to fail three or more subjects in order to be held back. If you fail one or more, you're automatically put into summer school. If you don't attend summer school, you're held back for the year.
ManInTheMachine 20
2- Was he also a narrow-minded ignorant bigot, that only wanted one thing from his female students? Would I be stretching the truth if I said that maybe-hypothetically, If it suits you better-that a teacher failed their students based on...oh, I dunno...GRADES and WORK ABILITY, not because they were filled with all of the -isms you can find in Oxford Dictionary? Would that be too far-fetched? If they were a bad teacher, that's understandable. But sexist and racist? I think you're denying yourself access to reality on that one.
fuzz97 23
Sexist and racist? lolno. I think you were just an awful student.
Krysk_fml 0
2- Straight*
ColdplaySucks 18
For someone with a duckface as their picture, it's safe to guess that it's the student's fault.
skoob1 12
You are white. You look like an idiot, especially with your ducklips. I doubt it was the teacher's fault.
zebrapattern 6
Maybe it was because you can't spell.
Calyx_fml 22
Your teacher was a speciesist. S/he gives all ducks Fs.
JBMcC 7
It seems as If you are one of those people who blame everything and everyone else for your short comings. What makes it worse is you are trying to convince random strangers on FML that you have been swindled out of your "rightful grades" you claim to deserve.
muFilter 19
Guys, I hate to be the one to spoil the mood at the witch trial, but plenty of teachers... Aw, screw it. BURN HER!!!
bettyc4 26
It was a kissy face not duck face know the difference. And tons of students complained no one did a thing about it. Also, I'm half veitnamese not just white your comment fails there my friend
alwaysrunnin 3
If only F- 's were real...
bettyc4 26
Dude they are! She freaking gave them to me then when I finally complained enough to get a new teacher I got A+s and it was the same stuff!
barrk12 8
It says in your profile you were valedictorian.
SakeGurl 9
Omg quit being a baby and get over it already Lmaoo @ kissy face excuse ... Wow you really think that makes you look sexy ?? Lmafo!
EricaCookies 0
If people here all thought you were white and not half viet as you say, why do you expect us to believe thats what your teacher picked up on? Also, if you ARE lying, (I'm not saying you are but...) there are actually people who are victims of racism and are affected emotionally and psychically (sp?) by it...it's not something to joke about.
shireeniee 8
135: psychologically :)
happyabby123 0
How could you have been a valedictorian if you failed three times?
bettyc4 26
I worked very hard after school and got the extra credit I needed plus some. I gave up a year of social life and decent sleep to graduate and for that sakegurl my partner and I send kissy pix every night in that one I happen to like my hair till I got this new one. Seriously go insult the real duck face losers and **** off
destryyy 10
Also 12, if she had the same teacher for three years in a row it was probably because she didn't move on.
Keevarou 17
What happened with communication?:/ Of you're their teacher, you could have talked to the student about their grades, you only did your job probably. But the good news is that student will probably be gone soon :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I really don't think it's the teachers job to talk to a student about their grades if they're failing. I think its the student's responsibility to step up and talk to the teacher about it.
paulo187 2
What?! Of course it's a teacher's job to talk to students if they're failing. Any half decent teacher employing any vague semblance of pastoral care (or even giving a shit -excuse the pun- about their students) should be talking to failing students.
yankfan89 27
Maybe OP tried talking to student but the student didn't listen.
horsestarz 7
Not all teachers talk to theirs students. No big deal.
ManInTheMachine 20
57- Read the FML properly before you decide to correct others.
ManInTheMachine 20
Damn, you edited your comment. Curse not being able to edit on the Android! Curses!
thiscrazything 1
Yep, the student will be gone soon.... Gone to a life if dumping his shit on anybody else who he feels holds him back, instead of his recognizing his own failures. Teachers (most of them) deserve way more credit than they ever receive.
tjv3 10
Well have that shit DNA tested then kill them
azrael_xx 14
That's disgusting :/ At least you can narrow it down to who failed your class... Not so smart are they :)
hallkchallkc 4
Don't know how to punctuate a sentence, do you:) (?)
emag_eht 18
Oh, look. The pot is calling the kettle black.
free2speak 14
17, in what country is it acceptable to write your English sentence with a question mark in the brackets?
jtthegr8 26
Don't forget the handwriting :D
MissPixy 7
lmao um well thats a different way of dealing with things!! lmao i mean a good teacher gets an apple of his/her desk as where a bad teacher gets well a bag of shit ahhh the creativity of children today!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
or maybe the students just a dumbass who didn't pay attention in class and is now taking the anger out on OP instead of getting it straightened out by trying to pass? :3 just a thought
zooey08 1
I think you forgot to say lmao # 5.
jmmorris1 0
it's on not of #5
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Loll wow.. Well now if u keep the failing streak up.. Ull be the one having the last laugh.
BlackHarry 0
If you know who it is, you might put it on that kid's porch, set on fire, and ring the doorbell.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The awkward moment when there's only one kid failing in the entire class.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
One day this kid will look back an probably realize that what you did was for the best. Don't let one student blur your judgement on the rest of your classes.
rattusrattus 19
See, this is why that student failed.
loganmarquez 3
At least it was in a bag.