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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on a bit
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
RohnAbheek
India 🌶️ Spicy
Hard place
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Anonymous
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Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
ItsFunnyNow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Anonymous
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Bricked up
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Priapism Tuesday
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Issac Almendarez
🌶️ Spicy
Disclaimer
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
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Keevarou 17
Nothing to be shamed of :) It may e embarrassing, but it can happen anyone, and the good news is that you probably got someone that cares about you anyway, some girls can dump a man if they have erectile dysfunction
THExistentialist 13
Your comments are usually so helpful! That last sentence made your whole comment end in a *forever alone* though.
Keevarou 17
Haha, sorry for that!:) It's just the truth though, some girls can be pretty sex crazed. And sex is a natural and important in a lot of relationships :)
rainrain76 2
Yes, you are right!
pdp_fml 21
I am pretty old myself. How old are you? I don't have to take Viagra, but many men do. If you take other meds, they can cause problems down there. Don't sweat the small stuff.
SkoomaKi 28
I completely agree, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. (pdp - can I a story about you on my profile?)
ConesOfDeath 0
15 according to your profile you are "-75" talk about young!
KawiRacer69 5
he says hes 75 and doesnt have to take viagra and asking how old op is
sassypants93 17
No. He said he is 62.
peachesncreem 21
Belated Happy Birthday for the 22nd pdp!
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Loll! Keep ur head up son. But I'm sure u don't need me to tell u that
THExistentialist 13
Thanks to viagra, His head is now perpetually "up".
skoob1 12
I think that's what he was going for...
Thepunspotter 3
theres another!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
hey man nothing wrong with a fun time for a couple hours :P
eliaaa11 2
hey, they made it for a reason op. Just make sure you use it correctly, hate to see a fml about having a boner for 3 days or something of the like
hnz 13
Today I had the hardest time clicking on this fml post using my iPhone. FML
Mo_tronHimself 13
So true!
Cowboy1986 4
Me too I thought it was just me FML
laevatin 2
Hahahaha yes took me 3 min, then I gave up. But being so curious knowing how people responded on this, tried for another min then it worked.
challan 19
The short ones always are. Got to click on the arrow only :)
MidnaLink 35
what arrow? Oh nvm
perdix 31
#49 That's what she said!!!! ;)
skoob1 12
You have to click on the larger one below it, and then use those arrows in the upper right corner that seem to make you sound like an idiot when you post a comment in the wrong FML...
Snafuusmc 12
Haha me too.
kittykat72 4
I know right!
KM96 24
And we need to know why … ?
CaramelMacchiato 13
Because this is FML. A collection of short, humoring stories.
ManInTheMachine 20
If you have to question why FMLs are posted on this site, you probably shouldn't be here.
garrr 0
What an idiotic question.
KM96 24
Well actually I was asking because it's a very personal thing, and I was wondering why he put such a personal thing on the website - even though it isnt such a BIG thing because a lot of people use it .
emilyjgraham 34
you shouldn't be ashamed of it! everyone gets problems, there are plenty of girls who need to use lube because they can't get 'wet' down there! just make sure the person you're with doesn't think it's because they're not attractive :) also, maybe it's worthwhile going to the doctors, to see if there's anything that can be done to help :)
hama806 19
Viagra is by prescription only so I'm pretty sure he already went to the doctor. Just sayin
eman1972 4
That's what I'm talking about. LOL
Llamacod 11
I don't know why op's significant other would be worried about him finding her attractive just because of viagra. that is unless she is as dopey as you to think that viagra gives spontaneous erections. but hey don't feel bad, there are plenty of other idiots out there that also believe that it gives spontaneous erections also
shaza575 9
There's nothing wrong with that, plenty of men use it. It's better than having a dissatisfied partner or not being able to have sex at all.
tony1891 22
today you took a viagra. today you got a piece of ass. today is a good day.