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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on a bit
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
RohnAbheek
India 🌶️ Spicy
Hard place
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Anonymous
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Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
ItsFunnyNow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bricked up
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Priapism Tuesday
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Issac Almendarez
🌶️ Spicy
Disclaimer
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Top comments
dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
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Comments (191)
slushyslime 7
Why is this a bad thing ! Just be thankful Viagra was invented !
KatieKupcake4195 9
Today, I had to take Midol. FML.
lamort_fml 4
This was SO HARD to click on on the FML app.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Today, I had to take Midol. FML.
KatieKupcake4195 9
What was so terrible about my original comment?
kittykat72 4
What was it?
Zack21111994 3
90 - there a problem with that, no seriously is there a problem? Plus there were a few women giving encouragement just pay attention to the comments
groupleader 7
Just be sure to wash it down with a lot of water, otherwise it could get stuck in your throat and give you a stiff neck. Kyleekay, please don't flag my comment because you are too stupid to understand my jokes.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Did it work?
starsfan_9 7
40% over 40 years have some ED. Nothing to be extremely embarrassed about, it's good for your heart too
hadeed 3
Who cares? You had sex. That's all that matters!!
torch433 1
lmfao