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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on a bit
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
RohnAbheek
India 🌶️ Spicy
Hard place
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
ItsFunnyNow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bricked up
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Priapism Tuesday
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Issac Almendarez
🌶️ Spicy
Disclaimer
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Top comments
dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
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Comments (191)
etiennerheaume_fml 0
Ultimate FML
stepymac 15
Got hard?
aaronnorman 5
no hard feelings bro that sucks
123jdub 7
if after 4 hours and you still have an erection, don't call a doctor. just call another girlfriend
ReesieBanana21 12
No, you probably wanna call a doctor
Fmn123 8
Shortest.FML.Ever <3
Shadytko 5
I might be in the same boat as you my friend. Worst feeling when you can't an the time comes.
Various33 0
That is one thing no man wants
Miouya 0
Can't get it up huh sorry op that really sucks but I guess that's why Viagra is their to help D:
DustyStorm 16
My guy uses it and seriously rocks my world! Don't be so hard on yourself.... ;-)
manda9398 1
No shame buddy