Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML
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extremereviews 26
Live and learn
Nicholleeee17 1
at least it was $50 and not $500, my school gives out $500 tickets for just not have a $10 parking pass.
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Comments (11)
JadeMinu 10
I'm sure you can talk something out at the DMV, that way you'll at least get a warning for it perhaps..
HoboMeth 36
Pay in all pennies. Thats what i plan on doing if I ever receive a fine from the school for something as stupid as parking in the wrong lot.
tj4234 36
They can refuse it on the grounds of it not being legal tender if you do that.
ImminentDisaster 12
How could pennies not be legal tender?
Lalala579121 28
Or you could just, I dunno, park in the correct lot?
extremereviews 26
Live and learn
RichardPencil 32
Ah, rookie mistake. You should also get a parking license as well. My online course is only $29.99:)
Nicholleeee17 1
at least it was $50 and not $500, my school gives out $500 tickets for just not have a $10 parking pass.
shadowl 11
Always be extra careful when it comes to public parking, doublecheck if it's okay for you!
Regulate 21
YDI. Being a new driver is no excuse. Not sticking up for bureaucracy and crappy fines but come on.
sasquatchius 3
Good, next time park in the right lot.