Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Top comments
jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
peterdpetigrew 0
smart.
ImafukNskittleYO 4
What the hell is wrong with being pro-life? Well if some of you people are ok murdering undeveloped babies, that's on you. OPs asshole boyfriend is a sick ****.
hsRoseTyler5 14
#104: if she had swallowed in the first place, she wouldn't need the pill ;) I remember when I was ill-informed about sex. I asked my mother if you can get pregnant from a bj... I had never seen my mother laugh so hard....
mmmkayyy 6
Aww that was an asshole move on his part...:( I'm sorry...
anonymous_guy589 1
BABY KILLER!!!!!
holyshitbatman 20
sounds like an asshat
lovelylady2016 6
She's getting a lot of hate for sleeping with him.... Hey, least she didn't let him reproduce!
allliseee 8
Just be glad you're not having children with him.
xXAlorraXx 11
wow....
maggielove404 4
Even though that's not biologically correct, it's still a horrible thing to say