Today I have to face the fact that either my anatomy is different from other women, or all panties are designed by clueless men: You know that little cotton lining they have? Ever notice how it is invariably placed so that it will catch exactly HALF of the wet patch it is supposed to absorb? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I know my clothing size and the clothes I buy usually fit me. Except for underwear. How come women’s panties always seem to be at least one size smaller than advertised? FML
Today, my favorite panty liners are anything a girl could need: Very thin and breathable, yet watertight, and the shape fits anything from granny panties to thongs. Two different brands offer such a thing, and naturally this is the very product that they both decided to discontinue. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I bought some cheap panties from a local store. They were great, so I ordered two dozen more, from the store’s website. Turns out the size L from the internet is just about the same as the size S from the local store. They told me that I couldn't expect different colors to be the same size. Go figure. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
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cacheson 42
Yes. Yes I have. It’s not just you.
Yudith 28
Almost all panties are designed by clueless men. You can try the Fruit of the Loom ones, or you can try the ones designed especially to hold your period without a pad. The rest is designed either to auto-wedgie you, fit you like parachute pant(ies), or give you a camel toe.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
I have never noticed that. I have noticed that reading FML over breakfast is essential to a reduced-calorie diet.
Nix188 13
get a boyfriend, he'll catch the other half..
cacheson 42
Yes. Yes I have. It’s not just you.
Crowned Sataness 12
I stopped paying attention to that cotton liner years ago. if I try to line it up even half way I end up with a camel toe sticking out
Charlie Given 28
Try Fruit of the Loom bikini briefs they have a double cloth thickness at the bottom along the entire bottom. my ex used to buy those and swore by them because she used to complain about the same issue.
Yudith 28
Almost all panties are designed by clueless men. You can try the Fruit of the Loom ones, or you can try the ones designed especially to hold your period without a pad. The rest is designed either to auto-wedgie you, fit you like parachute pant(ies), or give you a camel toe.
dreams2383 20
what's great is they now have panties with no stitching or that patch its just a whole piece of fabric. they have period panties also that make it to where you don't need a pad or tampon. the underwear soaks it up
spinningrecords 14
Sure, blame a guy.
emmalou 19
Sooo True! same with pads/liners
VintageReddress 13
Nah sis, you’re 100% right. Another downfall of our clothing. Yaaaaaaaaay