Ange
United States
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Anonymous
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
cupcakemonsteryu
France
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Mothering
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Not the sharpest tool
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
SAT down
Today, my daughter was unable to take the SAT. They wouldn’t let her in, because, “no one told her she would need two forms of ID.” To be fair, she would have gotten a terrible score anyway, if she’s really that dumb. FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Alex
United States
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Oy Vay
Sparkill, United States
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
I have so much faith for this generation...
MrSuperEmoticons 3
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.
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Comments (281)
Cartera 10
your daughter must be an idiot
snoringl 0
Your Daughter is an idiot.
Savra_fml 17
Does she think Twitter is a pet bird? Too bad you can only explain it for her, and not understand it for her too. FYL
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That's a great way of putting it. I can't tell you how many times I've wished that's possible.
GoW_Chick 15
Oh kids today with their darn faceyspace and tweeters, and don't get me started on that hippity hop...
MelTheGreat 23
you raised a winner...
milliee1706 0
Facebook: ruining people's lives since 2004. Smh
ZeroMavric 0
I fear for this generation
rubberduckie94 13
And people thought generation X was bad.
MsMeiriona 2
I would have also explained that your daughter has just proven herself to be too ignorant to be trusted with a facebook account. **** that site.
AspynMicaela 1
How old is she? If she's a teenager, then no offense, but... Hell yeah she's stupid.