Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Not the sharpest tool
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
SAT down
Today, my daughter was unable to take the SAT. They wouldn’t let her in, because, “no one told her she would need two forms of ID.” To be fair, she would have gotten a terrible score anyway, if she’s really that dumb. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I have so much faith for this generation...
MrSuperEmoticons 3
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.
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Comments (281)
TheEpic 0
I can't think of anything witty to say to this, it's just sad...
tellithowitis 13
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
BeefyQueef 5
Unless it's really windy out, then it might go a little further
llamafish 25
Or if it rolls down a very steep hill...
shaggy8778 4
What if an even dumber person comes along and eats the apple?
BlueHue 0
Seems like this apple fell a bit too hard out of the tree and got some brain damage on impact.
The_Hitdude 12
#214 Cannibalism? :o
mrnieto1894 0
What a fuckun tard
Savra_fml 17
No irony intended?
rhysfucker 24
Savra, I just laughed so hard I peed a little. Thank you.
Justforlolz 14
What went through your mind when you typed that comment? Are you that ******* stupid?
dhardesty23 8
soon it will be I'm sure. Facebook is taking over the world!
supimnyancat 9
And this is why Facebook is killing this generation.
macdaddymady 8
Now I see why the generation before hates mine. Seriously, I can't even comment about this.
A7X_LoVeee 10
You just did.
macdaddymady 8
I know, that was the whole point. I'm mocking the stupidity of the generation. I can't really explain the joke, it's kind of a "you get it or you don't" joke.
FMLitUP69 0
^I like how u edited ur comment from "I didn't comment about the fml, just on it" to this one Lol...
macdaddymady 8
Because I wanted to explain more... Last time a checked editing a comment isn't against the law.
okiidokii_fml 6
Ha
macdaddymady 8
Ha? Yeah because it's so funny.... Grow up and stop wasting your time.
btstig 11
It's not against the law. Trying to correct an idiotic statement and getting caught though is pretty damn funny.
OhHushDear 11
@ mcdaddymady I think it's funny how you're going off on someone for saying "ha." Like who really cares? Jeez. Just back off, quit overreacting -__-
macdaddymady 8
I have already said that I had worded it badly, so your comment is useless. If you find it funny, congratulations. I wasn't 'caught' either, because editing comments isn't a secret. I never said I didnt edit my comment, because I didn't think anyone would make it a huge deal. This whole thing I'd so immature and stupid, so I'm done wasting my time. It's my comment, I can say what I want, so get over it.
krawrz4u 0
No one said it wasn't
macdaddymady 8
Ohhushdear, I'm not 'going off'. I think that her comment was pointless and don't see why she took the time to even post it. ?
missyj0 12
I like how you're using a fake picture in your profile. Because I actually know that girl, and her name is definitely not "Madyson Mackenzie Maxwell", or however the hell you spell it. So I advise you take that picture down.
macdaddymady 8
I'm not fake, neither am I using a fake picture. nice try though.
elephantom12 9
Macdaddymaddy is easily trolled.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Most pointless argument in the history of FML.
ohmandapants 17
54- are you saying that she stole this picture from your friend? That exact picture? Because if not, you need to have a seat. There are people in this world who have an uncanny resemblance to one another. As pointless as this whole thread is, please clear this up for our amusement.
missyj0 12
Mmmkay. If you feel better about yourself by pretending to another person there's nothing I can do about that. I hope one day you realize the ridiculousness of your actions and you can be comfortable being yourself rather than a fake.
ohmandapants 17
^ thats creepy who the hell is that.
macdaddymady 8
It's the same picture. I don't know who posted it or who got my picture but I agree it is creepy.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
65 O.o
elephantom12 9
Macdaddymaddy, 65 just torched your ass.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
69 - just admit it's not your pic. No one is gonna hate you for it.
macdaddymady 8
How? It's MY picture ever heard of some stealing pictures? Happens all the time. It's exactly why I deleted my myspace. I don't see how this is such a great break through but okay. You're going to believe what you want so I'm not going to even bother anymore.
macdaddymady 8
73- I'm not going to admit to something that isn't true. I've had my pictures stolen so why would I turn around and do the same thing? I wouldn't. I don't know you and you don't know me, and I don't care if they hate me or not. This is all stupid and immature in my opinion.
Shrike 24
If it's really your pic, why is it a cropped version of the other one??
ohmandapants 17
Naw man this is all really sketchy. You can't save yourself now. And everything you say makes it that much worse.
macdaddymady 8
79- I didn't crop it, when you have a large picture on FML it centers it.
GoW_Chick 15
Apparently there is a conspiracy on FML about your picture ... This is the most boring, pointless thread I have read yet, just give it up. -.-
macdaddymady 8
80- like I said believe what you want. I'm not going to spend my time arguing over my own picture. Peoples opinions aren't that crucially important to me.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
84 your fighting in a losing battle lol
macdaddymady 8
83- Why couldnt just post a picture with Macdaddymady? It would make more sense. I'm not going to write KSL is lord, I'm not going to humiliate myself.
ohmandapants 17
92- I'm so lost as to what you've been doing all this time...if you don't care, you wouldn't be reacting this way
macdaddymady 8
I just posted a new picture, do I look the same? Yes. Like I said, I'm not fake.
Shrike 24
Still looks like an old scene queen pic to me. :/
macdaddymady 8
94- I was fine until people started calling me fake. Im not going to sit back and let people call me fake when I'm not. It's offensive.
kickboxingchick 5
Maybe KaySL posted her picture there? Just saying. And really she changed her picture and looks the same. These people just want to argue. Dumbest thread ever.
A7X_LoVeee 10
You said you were going to stop AFTER people called you fake. Just sayin'.
Norsk_Emily 8
101- KaySL couldn't have posted that picture there because that picture was posted over a year ago.
macdaddymady 8
101- it was posted a year ago, he found it from some one who posted it on their blog. I've had picture stolen.
macdaddymady 8
I changed it AGAIN. do I look the same? And it's in the same place. I think it's pretty obvious I'm not fake.
illmatic2 16
Just post a picture of yourself holding up a sign that says your name or something. If you don't do that, then you'll never win no matter what you say.
kickboxingchick 5
After 3 pictures I believe it. And come on guys, she's in the same house.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
108 lolol you dont want to attract the doc how about a smilyface
macdaddymady 8
You guys are relentless, I'm not fake but like I said believe what you want I will take a picture on my phone and post it but I'm not doing any childish crap. I have morals.
macdaddymady 8
113- this is just for you and I took it on my crappy ass phone. Feel special.
macdaddymady 8
The reason I have multiple pics is because it's me. it's funny how you post one picture and everyone believes I'm fake. I actually have proof and everyone has nothing to say. Hypocritical bastards.
GoW_Chick 15
116- I thought you weren't going to do any childish crap, that looks very childish to me, I love the fact that Kay got under your skin just through commenting on the Internet. XD
ChaosAngel17 14
Okay this was the most pointless thread ever. I want the 2 mins of my life back.
macdaddymady 8
123- Yeah it's childish. I don't care and he did, and don't tell me you wouldn't be pissed if people started calling you fake because anyone would.
illmatic2 16
Just post a picture of yourself with a sign or something, dammit. I'm kind of rooting for you just because it would be funny to see you prove all of these people wrong, but you just keep on making it worse.
macdaddymady 8
128- I posted a picture in the same ******* room, with the same white shirt on. I don't see how I'm making it worse.
GoW_Chick 15
126- Actually it really wouldn't bother me if someone called me fake, because I know it's not true, so why care what some random stranger over the Internet thinks of me, it would be a good opportunity to use some clever come backs though so that would be fun, and now I am done with this long boring ass thread.
illmatic2 16
You're making it worse because there is no evidence that any of the pictures you've posted have been taken today. You could've easily just found them all online.
macdaddymady 8
131- that is a good point, but I did react that way until more and more people started calling me fake. Maybe I'm weird but it's offensive, and I'm just realized that no matter what I do they'll keep saying I'm fake so it's pointless.
macdaddymady 8
133- Well, I didn't and no matter what I do no one is going to believe me. I just don't care anymore, reading back this was all stupid. Btw my profile pic now wasn't taken today either.
illmatic2 16
KaySl and I told you a way that you could prove to everyone that it was really you, but you for some reason won't do it. I think that I agree with everyone else now. I'm done with this thread.
Dracoboxer357 36
Macdaddymady, I'm not rooting for or against you, however, the simplest proof if you even care to prove it, which I don't think you SHOULD care btw, is just take a picture with a recent newspaper. Done. Effective time stamp. Want my opinion? If you know it's you, and you should know better than anyone, shrug it off. Why care what I or anyone else thinks about your appearance? Show you're not the easiest target it the world and laugh it off. Notice I'm not wearing a shirt in my pic? Know how many people took a dig at me for it? So what? I know who I am, and that's good enough for me. :) Let it go. Be better than that. Period.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Jesus ****** christ, guys. Seriously? Who ****** cares? This is the internet, people steal each other's pictures all the time. Plus, there is a chance that really is a picture of her. If someone asked me to humiliate myself to prove a point, I wouldn't do it either. Also, not one of you questioned the girl who said she knows the person in the pictures. She might have been lying as well. You know what all that means? Shut the **** up, stop ganging up on each other and get back to making jokes about the fml. Is this really the most important thing to happen to all of you today?
Shrike 24
Like I'm gonna take advice from a stank-ass druggy called ShroomsOnAcid. Rofl.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
*Sigh* I wasn't aware that we were such close friends, 156. Go show off your ignorance someplace else.
Justin23L 2
I love this thread. KaySL is lord.
rockerlove2013 6
Omg cant u just leave the poor girl alone?? Like for real. Do u ppl have nothing better to do??
Justin23L 2
She's the one responding to it all. There's nobody forcing her to argue.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Nobody's forcing any of you to argue either. At least she's doing it to defend herself, if that really is her. You guys are just doing it because you're assholes, or KaySL. Ah, the wonders of hate and the internet. Bringing people together like nothing else.
desireev 18
Macdaddymaddy- shrug it off sweetie!! It's just the Internet. Do NOT subject yourself to this! You do NOT owe an explanation to ANY of these people! At all! Whatsoever! Whether or not that is you in the picture! Whoever the picture is of, she's a beautiful girl! And if it is you,(which I'm not saying it's not.. I actually believe it is you), then you are entirely too pretty to be humiliating yourself like this! Blow it off, Doll. It'll be okay. Just be you and nobody else. You'll be alright. :)
ohmandapants 17
Hey Shrooms, how about before commenting you go read the comment where I questioned the girl claiming to know the person in the picture? Also, the fact that her picture was found so easily on a site from a year ago is fishy. One more thing, you are a ******* hypocrite for commenting and adding to the argument. The whole thing was over until you decided to comment. Draco had rounded it off rather nicely.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Hey ohmandapants, sorry for missing a small fraction of the 60+ stupid comments in this thread. Also, if you notice, that site is not for uploading your own pictures, but favoriting others from across the internet. The picture's actual URL is from tumblr, which her account says she has. Fake or not, everyone is making too much of a big deal over it. I'm not taking either side. I can understand caring if it's your account being attacked, but I see no reason for the whole investigation on everybody else's part. The reason I intervened is because I see this sort of stupidity all too often on here, and because something similar happened to me the first day I was here, unprovoked. That was acknowledged later, however.
Shrike 24
Her profile says that NOW, after the whole thing. I wonder why..... just shut up Shrooms. It's obvious you're just trying to troll up another argument. You didn't intervene on shit, "bro".
glittercookies 12
My god. Shouldn't you girls be doing homework or something?
desireev 18
181- just throwing this in there. Her profile has said that she's has a tumbler for a while. I creeped out her profile a couple FMLs ago. She didn't edit her profile due to this ridiculousness. And why is it such a big deal even if it isn't her? 90% of the users on FML don't use their own pics. Everybody needs to just leave this girl alone and get off her case. Everybody blew this WAAAAY out of proportion! It's ridiculous!!
PaulB123 11
I think you just did.
ilarsnl 9
I can understand...
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Blame yourself. You raised her.
THE_A_TEEN 28
YEAH, BLAME THE PARENTS FOR FAILING TO TELL HER THAT FACEBOOK ISN'T A VALID I.D. HOW DARE THEY NOT TEACH THEIR DAUGHTER ABOUT STATE ISSUED I.D.'s, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!! Idiot...
bse2342 1
Stupid is as stupid does...
Mikinori_RaWr 9
Hence, why our generation is forever doomed.