Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
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Sweetheart34 2
what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Something tells me this will happen again..
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Sweetheart34 2
what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.
BarDownDaily 12
Unless the fence is protecting something important, consider moving it?
DrMime 10
Well you know what they say about mistakes? Never hit a repaired fence more than once while driving. That's what my grandma always told me... Then again, she never really told me things that made much sense. Like, that a good women is like a deep fried chimpanzee.... Well, hmm...
Pentium_4 27
I keep trying to picture how this would happen...and all that happens is *mindfuck*
aruam365 24
Who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder?
daddyluiigi 3
Dude just dont have a fence nomore
blushy 14
time to renew your drivers license?
theten_fml 9
Park your fence elsewhere!!!
Jonkbaby 23
you guys, no where in this FML does OP mention driving a car. I mean, weird
aruam365 24
51- No, you're right. I'm sure it was his pet camel that he was riding when these accidents occurred.
farnsworth 3
Op is a girl And I bet she was riding her menstrual cycle No...? Ok I will go hide with Dr Zoidberg.
Jonkbaby 23
haha 53 I like you. I still think she ran into fence by foot though
aruam365 24
It's possible but I don't really see how a human of a normal mass (unless they were running very quickly) could run into a fence knocking it down on foot? But, hey I've never ran into a fence - could have happened lol
Jonkbaby 23
give it a try and Youtube it haha
aruam365 24
Ermmm no, as someone who's spent a lot of time in ER's - no thanks!
Jonkbaby 23
lol for running into fences?
aruam365 24
Not specifically, but seeing what sort of idiotic thing people do... items up their bums, items stuffed up their urethras, taunting wild/dangerous animals, and drunk/high people... I can't even get into right now!
ChucktheNorris 0
What time is it..? TEE SHIRT TIME!
hurrican_fml 0
It's peanut butter jelly time!
AliCat18 12
You clearly have no judgement and need to get some driving lessons! or your licence revoked!
GoWithTheFro 10
Sounds like you need to get some glasses to me.
XThe_Invoker 4
And also some blankets ;3 I'm cold, sorry... But seriously, how short is the fence? ;S
LookOnBrightSide 12
And driving lessons. Or just remove the fence if it is such a hassle.
dav3800 7
Or get someone to provoke his license. Others security are at stake.
iKlutch 0
"Girls building fences and driving" well there's your problem
insanelyXnikki 18
Female drivers. Lol
FKJVMMP 17
You really shouldn't have put "woman" at the bottom of the FML...
drooby 5
That fence needs to learn to drive
LookOnBrightSide 12
Then the fence can run over OP. The sweet taste of revenge. If only fences had taste buds.
ICATiger 13
Timr to get driving lessons!!!
Michael_92 20
What scares me is she's currently on the road. Wonder how many other poor innocent fences she's killed?
ChucktheNorris 0
"Timr" to get spelling lessons! (#7)
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I know I'm playing with fire here by disagreeing with Chuck Norris, but "e" is right next to "r"... Simple mistake! Please don't punch me with that iron fist under your beard. :(
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Something tells me this will happen again..
chillyCholo 5
At least he doesn't need to go buy new nails
anjtrg_1112 23
Jeez, that fence needs to quit getting in your way, it seems to be causing you a lot of problems :P
stormer461 13
"That fence came out of nowhere officer I don't even know how I hit it."
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"right. Just like the tree the jumped out in front of you."
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
The tree *that* Damn autocorrect.. T_T