Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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sonofskam 0
girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.
Hullaballoo 0
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
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Comments (53)
Lick_yer_face 0
I'm with #4, unless he said it really offensively. Mardi Gras is weird. In England all we get is pancakes on that day, but you get to flash!
QuantumLegend 0
pancakes>flashing?....pancakes>flashing
Cloudy_fml 0
I agree with #4. It sounds like he might have just been joking, to me.
Inkspell 2
maybe he likes you and he didn't want others seeing them. or did someone say that already?
sonofskam 0
girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.
Hullaballoo 0
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
ccc01 1
And you enjoy drestroying traditions and probably want to take Jesus out of christmass. Here is a good point. if he really wants to degrade women, why does it work? Cause the girls want to participate! it is not degrading if the girls want to do it. Baka
epicfailburger 0
Baka means bastard
Resquall 0
Depends on the language. In this case it's idiot.
redroses5 0
#14, how do you know? haha
Heidi_fml 0
Good. Because tourists are the only ones at Mardi Gras who actually flash for beads. You don't have to do that...
jacklol 0
or maybe he DOESNT like you
rikhi_chauhdry 1
if i saw u i would most likely agree
haygurlhay 0
Maybe he respects you too much?