Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Not the sharpest tool
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
SAT down
Today, my daughter was unable to take the SAT. They wouldn’t let her in, because, “no one told her she would need two forms of ID.” To be fair, she would have gotten a terrible score anyway, if she’s really that dumb. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I have so much faith for this generation...
MrSuperEmoticons 3
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.
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Comments (281)
shadowrobot 2
Thats what u call bad parenting
sadistmonkey 19
He's a bad parent for explaining a concept to his daughter?
desireev 18
190- Why blame the parents? It doesn't natter how anybody raised their children, it's the decisions that people make that affect them most. Don't blame the parents. That's not fair. There are plenty of good parents whose child wound up becoming a drug addict. And there are plenty of parents who do drugs and make bad decisions and their children ended up going to college and doing great things. It's all about the decisions YOU make. Not your parents!
Dracoboxer357 36
Hmm, Desireev, you ever hear of the 'Nature vs Nurture' argument in regards to people's upbringing and development? Check it out, you strike me as more of a Nature Person, while #190 here says bad parenting, would be all in the nurturing. I kind of lean more towards nurture myself, but I also believe nature plays a big part of it as well. (shrugs) Your thoughts?
RainbowAngel666 6
.....Interesting.....
MissCutiee 0
Well, at least you know she's not getting into college. So why waste your time? *whats op mean..?*
ThecomingofTan 9
Onward peasant.
btstig 11
Original poster
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your daughter? And this isn't necessarily bad parenting, just bad peer pressure/friends who also got the girl into the site. :D
Omgitsveronica 4
Well actually, one time at the restaurant were I work this lady was so piss drunk she was giving out 20's to anyone that was a Leo. I had forgotten my ID at home, so she accepted my Facebook profile.
sadistmonkey 19
OP's daughter is a prophet. She's just a few years early.
cami28 0
We make the duck face because we don't want to look like we are taking selfies seriously it's a joke so get over yourself
vbmg152 19
You raised her! My kids have known what official ID is since they were 6 or 7 yrs old!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I know some employers look at applicees facebook accounts (because you now have to put your email on your application) but I find this very difficult to believe that you got hired because you showed your facebook. I smell FAKE!!! Also, teens like me are interested with social network sites because..well...it's hard to explain. But blaming him because he has a daughter interested in that is pretty much a stupid reason.
bri5083 9
Facebook is taking over the world...