Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Not the sharpest tool
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
SAT down
Today, my daughter was unable to take the SAT. They wouldn’t let her in, because, “no one told her she would need two forms of ID.” To be fair, she would have gotten a terrible score anyway, if she’s really that dumb. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I have so much faith for this generation...
MrSuperEmoticons 3
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.
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Comments (281)
hateevryone 15
please tell me she's under 16?
Okayitwasme 0
Sounds like something I would have to explain to my son, lol. Always finding a way to not follow the the rules.
justinhere 3
Well you wouldn't see this with myspace......
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Oh, what a smart cookie.
maddyyghee 6
What the hell? Thats sucks OP
hannarw17 4
Facebook actually kind of is a valid form of UD though...
The_Hitdude 12
*ID
cajunjynx 0
Case in point. Future =doomed.
andrew8663 0
Whoa whoa whoa. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around. Where the younger person has to correct the older person about their misconstrued idea of technology.
insanelyXnikki 18
This generation sucks. Lmao
ArmyxWife 5
Good job there mom. Raised the next dr to cure cancer.
Fmlsea 28
Kids these days