Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
dogpup4 23
Surely she could have just asked you to take a picture of yourself, rather than your dead relative? Thats just ****** up, I'd feel sorry for you but you actually went along with that.
reallove8411 6
And your still wit her why ? If there is no trust then why he in a relationship ? Without trust your relationship will fail. Your grandma is probably turnin in her grave smh
RedPillSucks 33
I wonder how that looked to the other people at the funeral when OP whipped out his camera (or cell phone) to snap a picture. That doesn't sound like a normal funeral thing to do. OP, you seriously need to talk your girlfriend into some counselling for putting you through something like that.
SaMmIMonster96 6
People take pics of funerals a lot but mostly do it right before the burial.. They wait until the friends are out so the family can have that time to do it without interruptions
miggzyy 2
dump the bitch
BrysGirl27 14
Damm...:(..I'm sorry dude but that was a bitch move of her. If she doesn't believe or trust you, she doesn't need you. You should accuse her of cheating.
top2bottomHBK 0
Nah u wont make it here tho.... The Cali I reside in is thuggn tough
adlezama1909 9
That is definitely not a healthy relationship. Talk to her and see if you guys can fix the trust issue, or find someone else who trusts you.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Forget all the mistrust and everything for a second. Isn't it horribly disrespectful to be on your phone at a funeral?
benderbot19 0
Do you know how large California is?
d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1
Dump her ass. You dont take photos of the deceased at a funeral. Uncool bro