Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
Just pay her back later, it was something serious it wasn't like you were ditching her Sorry to hear about your grandma too :(
Rawrshi 25
Sorry for your loss, OP. I'm sure your girlfriend understands.
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Comments (111)
Rawrshi 25
Sorry for your loss, OP. I'm sure your girlfriend understands.
C_Sizzle247 11
If she really cares about you I'm guessing she'll understand. And you can always just pay her back.
shiba10 26
Personally I was thinking if she cared a lot she would have gone with him to try and comfort him, or that's at least what I will do for a girl but people are different, sorry op.
telli164 30
I agree. Why did she not leave with the OP
pokemonareugly 12
Maybe op wanted some alone time?
heartofhannah 28
Gone with her* OP is female
Mudhound123 6
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Isa_fml 20
She might not have wanted that. Some people need to be alone.
enginsteve 17
It seems #84 is correct, OP is a female. maybe the family doesn't approve of that relationship and that's why the girlfriend couldn't go with her.
Kieranr10 23
If she truly loves you she won't mind. Hope everything is ok though.
The_Avatar 22
Unless your girlfriend is heartless im sure she understands. Family is important.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Just pay her back later, it was something serious it wasn't like you were ditching her Sorry to hear about your grandma too :(
emeraldisle 30
Oh my that's awful! So sorry for your loss OP! I'm sure your girlfriend understands.
thraax 14
I'm so sorry for your loss! hopefully she understands and you guys can make up the dinner another time
heyalmao 13
Just pay her back at a later date, OP, it's fine. And my condolences.
nzhx 23
I'm sure she'll understand, OP. You can always pay her back later - good luck!
simply_meeeee 26
I'm sure she'll understand. You can pay her later. I'm sorry for your loss, OP