Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my coworker texted me about her grandmother passing away. I meant to send a sad face but accidentally sent the party hat emoji. Now she probably thinks I was celebrating her grandma’s death. FML
Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
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Top comments
givants 0
why did u give her/him your number??
thoughtcrimeno1 0
judging from some of these posts i assume that it has become perfectly acceptable to: 1) insult the departed by circulating pictures of their lifeless bodies to strangers that could care less and 2) shrug off said picture without a second thought about the sender's sanity. you can just delete the pic, but not "unsee what has been seen."
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Comments (59)
givants 0
why did u give her/him your number??
Nena713 0
A lot of co-workers exchange numbers =/
Pball11 0
Awwe poor guy, was the picture of just him or all of the people there to mourn? Because if it was the mourners that wouldn't be that bad.
MyThoughtsR 0
How's this an FML????
MyThoughtsR 0
oh snickerdoodle I missed OPs name 2. lol. wow what a doucher
ipts 0
so ur life is screwed cuz... u received a pic? I swear, some people are just... ug.
nmsm 1
Thanatos= death phobia= immense fear
thoughtcrimeno1 0
we exchange numbers at work all the time. it's a perfunctory motion nowadays. but seriously, who does that?!
thoughtcrimeno1 0
judging from some of these posts i assume that it has become perfectly acceptable to: 1) insult the departed by circulating pictures of their lifeless bodies to strangers that could care less and 2) shrug off said picture without a second thought about the sender's sanity. you can just delete the pic, but not "unsee what has been seen."
marleytooyou 0
what the hell this isn't an fml!!! just delete it problem solved!!!!
TrekkieGirl 0
If you're co-worker is deranged, then you shouldn't have given them your number.
ReyEr9412 0
I agree with 19 what the **** is this?
Felendris 0
repeat -_-
murderface232 1
that would make the perfect background...
amy397123 0
Don't act like you didn't love it. We all know what your going to do with that photo
doink 0
Print it out and frame it, of course.
ChrisCTL 0
You know what I'm going to do with your photo! ;) haha JK... I had to.
persianality 0
epic
robdoggstge 0
lol that actualy would be cool.. Ina messed up way.
chocolateteacup 25
My friend, that's sick. Get help
slushmo 0
how is this an fml?
QTp13 10
@ #9 Read the OP's name - then you will fully understand why and how this is an FML
niibee 0
seems like a lot of work to make an fml... fake
24788 7
Sounds like you might of been someone in power requesting evidence, so out of anger she sent you that.
chasin_butterfli 0
Could have been a threat seeing how OP referred to her as deranged.
frankyvalentino0 0
aww poor co-worker. derranged or not, death is difficult.. maybe they were just reaching out..
andruha1123 5
I see dead people in mw2 everyday, it isn't that bad
red_handed 0
Open or closed casket?