Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Hope you don't live in Texas
derek 2
Damn they took out your ovaries and put a baby in you instead?!?!
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Comments (8)
cuz803 46
Hope you don't live in Texas
RichardPencil 32
You could make $10,000 for ratting her out!
derek 2
Damn they took out your ovaries and put a baby in you instead?!?!
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet the baby looks like your doctor. ;)
Wadlaen 24
How long did the hysterectomy last? And, I can't help but thinking the doctor did something wrong, to end up with that result...
inthesticks 19
Something similar happened to a friend of mine. She went to the doctor for her presurgery appointment for a hysterectomy. They ran labs and discovered she was pregnant.
sarsuela 29
I hope this is a happy accident that won't cause you medical issues. If it does or isn't happy then I'm sorry for you.
ChipBoundary 9
Well, judging by the fact that they are posting on FML, I doubt there's anything happy about it.
Mrs.Rabbit 6
That's how my mom found out she was pregnant with me and my brother. she wasn't supposed to be able to have more children.
Amanda Marie Nehez 13
That definitely isn't a fair trade.