Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You should have gotten a chamber pot and emptied it every morning on your landlord's porch.
Yudith 28
I hope you also bought a kiddy potty for yourself; squatting over cat litter can't be confortable.
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Comments (6)
Yudith 28
I hope you also bought a kiddy potty for yourself; squatting over cat litter can't be confortable.
RichardPencil 32
You should have gotten a chamber pot and emptied it every morning on your landlord's porch.
Ubehage 32
I hope you plan on emptying it on your landlord's property.
Fairla31 6
You can offically now hold your money for rent in escrow until the problem is fixed which means you withhold rent and put it into an account from the court until it is fixed if it is not you get that money for a plumber
Thaylok 17
Report to city/County health department. Then they either fix it or you have a legitimate escape from your contract.
Brightside86 31
Oh man that landlord is ******, generally what will happen is legally they have to fix that and if they don't eventually the whole place will be inspected and they'll have to bring everything up to code all at once. I'd bet money if something like plumbing is being neglected the other code violations are going to be insane.