Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
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detroiter 0
I can't stand kids
Poke_my_mon 0
This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.
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Comments (137)
djjohn11 0
Youtube is blamed again! kids gotta stop listening to youtube. Like the one who microwaved the iphone because it was "a good idea to microwave it"
lahp 0
ye right wot ever
Dajucy1 7
It's not that hard to comment like a normal person, try it sometime?
joshhh11 0
your mother has a disc slot :o
spellfire 0
ahahaha youtube's raising children. :D
Vecktor_fml 0
I'm scared at the thought of children being raised by Youtube's community. They're the pinnacle of stupidity.
CallMeHush 1
What kind of retard would grill the cheese without the bread? If you put the bread and cheese in together they come out just fine. Just like the ad sez, it does everything! Spelled says wrong on pirpose losers. ;) Purpose also. :D
alexandraa_fml 0
Why did you spell it wrong on purpose?
CallMeHush 1
Boredom has overtaken me and I am succumbing to the mindless vortex.
LavenderBlonde 0
I call bullshit; the PS3 doesn't have a disc tray.
aaron9989 0
that ps3 grill thing on youtube is gay
quivx 7
Wait, the PS3 has a slot loading disc drive. How could anybody fit something in there thicker than a piece of paper let alone a whole sandwich? Sounds like your brother was trying to **** you over and invented a lame excuse to cover his ass. You deserve it for believing him.
FreeFall11 0
Umm... he only put the thin slice of cheese in... not a sandwich. It doesn't say he put in a sandwich.
shamwowow 0
maybe he was making crepes?
CYNNER 0
ha ha boys will be boys. not really an excuse for being an idiot though. at least your little sister isn't convinced that being a virgin is when you've never rode a bike.
darkblade666 3
id kill him if i where you