Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
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detroiter 0
I can't stand kids
Poke_my_mon 0
This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.
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Comments (137)
Redirish0141 0
Thats what you get for owning a ps3
rdog3 0
ps3s dont have a disc tray???
TheTerenity 9
Ah Yes, the picture of the PS3 grilling chicken...
justaguyonfmlya 9
My little brother pissed in my ps2 slim
WinterBlue42 22
I'm going to bet that he is a bit young to be using YouTube. . I don't understand why people let their young kids roam free on the internet like that.
jjpotato 12
If you put play-doh in the HDMI port it gives you better quality.
peithecelt 28
To be fair, she has probably been trying to get you to recognize this for some time. The question of parental failure is what she did next. Because if I had been trying to get my child to recognize an eating disorder in herself and then she announced it like it was a shock, that would have been my response too. Followed immediately by pulling out the list of resources to help you out.