Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
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detroiter 0
I can't stand kids
Poke_my_mon 0
This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.
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Comments (137)
lickmyjock 0
Did it get the... *puts down controller* cheese rings of death? Wassup?!
Ascaryrobot 0
YEEEEEEEAH Sorry, that was truly worthy of Horatio
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Well, I suppose this swiss cheese case... (puts shades on) ...is full of holes. (YEEAAAAHH!!!)
cracktus 0
I liked it
chunkiemonkie 0
thats because the ps3 is a big ass bbq
Ihatefakefmls 2
FAKE.
RKftw 0
your comment was even... cheesier...
truelyawesome 0
slight error. ps3's don't have disc trays, just slots. you can't get anything out unless it is ejected
cody1992 0
this us fake because ps3's don't have disc trays and it would be almost impossible to get cheese in
fuzzywazzy012 0
For cheesus sake
thegr8dane 0
well they definitely aren't any good for games, so at least he was on the right track
Freeze_fml 17
Go back to your Wii fit.
TheBrianWing 0
fail
jackdup6 3
YOU HAVE AIDS
Ckpa23 0
One thing I hate is that people say they hate PS3's because they're huge. Well, that's just something bigger to smack you in the face with.
CobaltPulse 2
Ps3's don't have disc trays... but I have seen that ps3 grill mod on youtube xD
brenkite 5
125- Lolz
Parky03 9
Xbox was bigger.. Then they copied Ps3 and made a slim Xbox box that looks just like it. But only a little slimmer...
turboless 0
sounds like a idiot to me!! might wanna get him checked in for a bit.
michalch98 4
Lol ^ Another reason why XBOX is better . Xbox can grill cheese;) trust me. all you have to dp is cram it into the disk drive plug it in and after 30 min you hava a nice grilled cheese
davidhasmorefun 0
wow. and why are you actually pulling the cheese out? you think it is still going to work after that? your a family of idiots
Captain_Jello 0
Good irony that you use the word "your" incorrectly when calling someone an idiot...
sadistmonkey 19
OMG SOMEONE SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG...MUST MEAN HE'S AN IDIOT IN REAL LIFE The real irony is that YOU don't know what irony even is.
Poke_my_mon 0
Woo, at least we can agree on something. People who spell things wrong are LE STUPEED. Mr. Sadist Monkey... the reason that guy is an idiot... is because he called someone else an idiot... while spelling something wrong. Isn't it common knowledge by now that if you are to insult someone, you must do it perfectly, with no way to be retaliated against... (except by trolls.)
repyourcliche 0
just because you can't spell doesn't necessarily mean you're an idiot/thick, same as if you can =/= intelligent. stop nitpicking shit like that all the time, it is annoying.
jf7609 0
I love how many people get made fun of for using the wrong "your", "you're"
alexandraa_fml 0
I once knew this guy who spelled Squirrel, 'squral' body, "boty," rescue, 'resque' and tulips, 'twolips' HAH. No joke. When you spell things THAT terribly it does make you look uneducated and like a fool.
Vedder 0
This has less to do with spelling, but more to do with pronunciation. I went to high school with a girl who pronounced everything that contained a 'th' with a 'd', which I know isn't all that uncommon, but it seemed like every 2nd word she'd use had a 'th' in it. For instance, "I talked to my mudder the udder day." Totally not related, but funny no less. Thanks for reading!
TheLetterZero 7
@17 Hey dummy! He used the wrong word. It's not about spelling, in this case.
pegasus77 0
It could be and extreme case of forgetting to type a letter. Unlikely, but it happens on the internet.
Poke_my_mon 0
Or, you know... adding a letter.
gszmam 0
or you could have add....
detroiter 0
I can't stand kids
Michael_92 20
Well everything is true on the internet tho....why not believe it!?
untoldfame 3
You mean they don't? I made sure to get the backwards and grilled cheese compatible one. 60 gig I think.
g1user 0
I'm pretty sure that The new ps3s have disc trays now I got the old version so I don't see that one pullin in chesse , cheese is too flimsy for the ps3 to pull plus the gap is covered with a fine brush
Nyeto_Bushka 0
I have a new slim one and it is just a slit not a tray.
not_my_life 0
Agreed.
Poke_my_mon 0
This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.
saranottelling 7
YOU CAN'T GRILL STUFF IN THERE???? oh... crap...
calbabe96 5
that animal is beautiful
Rota 0
YDI for being one of the three people to buy a PS3.
napero 0
Stop living in 2006 and thinking that there are only 3 ps3 owners and the ps3 has no games... IT'S NOT ******* FUNNY ANYMORE!
CallMeHush 1
The funny thing is that I am one one the origional 3 and my PS3 is still running every day unlike all those oh so great Red Ring of Death Boxes.
Domin8r08 0
Guess what, I've had my 'Red Ring of Death Box' for years and it has yet to have Red Ringed on me so...GET YOU SOME! (Although it would be hilarious if, when I tried to turn my Box on now, that it would Red Ring).
CallMeHush 1
That would suck. Hell, even I would feel bad for you.
bugmenotmofo 34
The PS3 has free online play, we have Uncharted, Killzone, Infamous, Warhawk, Little Big Planet, Buzz, MAG, Metal Gear Solid (Well, not anymore) etc. so it evens out, and the PS3 won't get a RROD (which 10%-50% of Xboxes get). Plus, Microsoft overcharges for a lot of things. Let me give you an example: On the Microsoft website, they charge $150 for a 120 GB hard drive. On the PS3, you can use any 2.5 inch hard drive you want. So you can buy a new 120 GB hard drive for your PS3 for about $50. Or you can buy a 750 GB hard drive for your PS3 for the same price as a 120 GB hard drive for your 360.
bostonfan 0
i knew this post would turn into a fanboy battle. shut the **** up they play games thats not something to argue about
tortise34 4
ohh snap
Avsfan1111 3
fag
PvtParts417 15
I got my first xbox about 2 years ago and it Stijl works great! :-)
PvtParts417 15
No halo for you!!!
savagearmz 6
I hav both :)