Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML
chasesd tells us more.
The situation is a bit more in depth... maybe this little addition might clear it up some. She knows it's mine, because when I was living with him, towards the end of the relationship, she had become a pseudo roommate. This'll probably up the "you deserve it" and ah well. The shirt is my favorite for the reason that it was only available at a particular booth at the San Diego Comic-con. After the end of the relationship I had literally only one day to pack for a flight, which I had to get at the last minute (we live in Oregon, my family is in California). The apartment just wasn't organized or easy to find everything that I had there. To allow myself to get over the breakup I hadn't kept contact and of course was distracted with finding a job and getting back to normalcy that when I finally got back into contact with him, and when I finally realized that the shirt was missing, there was a conveniently posted facebook photo of his new gal and him. The shirt is unmistakable, as, like I said, it's not widely available. Oh, and I rocked that shirt like no other, the new girl looks like a reject Sinead O'Connor with man hands; why on Earth would my favorite shirt look hideous on me?
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Jessa_M 0
Let her know its yours, he probably gave it to her and said it was a gift lol once she knows its yours, even if she seemingly doesn't believe you, it will still be in the back of her mind. & she will probably be more pissed at the guy then you are right now :P
Olihime 0
Sounds like he's trying to fill a void there haha
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SocialAnarchyX5 0
ouch
immazombeastxD 0
all these fmls make me sad cause I miss my ex...=.(.... <3
turboless 0
haha he's a Indian giver! I would chop his **** off and give it to ur new coming bf.
Nikkitaria 9
Guy: takes a girl's shirt Girl: cuts his dick off as payback Sounds fair
Olihime 0
Sounds like he's trying to fill a void there haha
Fminetoo 0
# 2, thats it quite simply discusting...
davidhasmorefun 0
yeah. that sucks. but how long so you wait to find your FAVORITE shirt? sounds like you left it there on purpose.
Proudmary 2
not that unlikely. I once left my favourite shirt at a friend's place by mistake. it took me about a month to remember where I left it, and then i spent another 6 months asking her to give it back, but she'd always avoid me when i brought it up. In the end she confessed that her father kept taking the shirt every week to work on a field(it was a shirt I'd worn constantly for 7 years, so it was more gray than black) and by the time I asked about it it was covered in stains. I still wanted it back, but she never did return it =(.
RufusCade 7
Take it back the next time you see her wear it.
PirateMan 0
but the other girl probably looks much better in it
kyliebear 15
And how exactly would she manage that?
detroiter 0
Well I bet it's your least favorite shirt now! This very "Ben Folds 5 ~ Breakup Song"
g1user 0
Did you ask her to give it back?
turboless 0
I would take back that call of duty u prob bought him.
Jessa_M 0
Let her know its yours, he probably gave it to her and said it was a gift lol once she knows its yours, even if she seemingly doesn't believe you, it will still be in the back of her mind. & she will probably be more pissed at the guy then you are right now :P
WhiteRose99 0
I like.
chasesd 0
The situation is a bit more in depth... maybe this little addition might clear it up some. She knows it's mine, because when I was living with him, towards the end of the relationship, she had become a pseudo roommate. This'll probably up the "you deserve it" and ah well. The shirt is my favorite for the reason that it was only available at a particular booth at the San Diego Comic-con. After the end of the relationship I had literally only one day to pack for a flight, which I had to get at the last minute (we live in Oregon, my family is in California). The apartment just wasn't organized or easy to find everything that I had there. To allow myself to get over the breakup I hadn't kept contact and of course was distracted with finding a job and getting back to normalcy that when I finally got back into contact with him, and when I finally realized that the shirt was missing, there was a conveniently posted facebook photo of his new gal and him. The shirt is unmistakable, as, like I said, it's not widely available. Oh, and I rocked that shirt like no other, the new girl looks like a reject Sinead O'Connor with man hands; why on Earth would my favorite shirt look hideous on me?
chasesd 0
*lived in Oregon, my family is in California, where I moved back after at the end.
immazombeastxD 0
holy shit shut up, nobody is gonna read that