latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whatarethisss
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
smarterthanmymum
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
subiedude08 17
He likes his dick extra toasty
Snazzy_Snaz 17
With extra butter
Lilxpie 18
#94, Your pic makes you seem like you have a sinister plan to rule the world with butter. You and Paula Deen should rule the world together.
LowExpectations 30
That's ****** up #1. You're promoting rape.
TheKidOnFire 10
@124 Dude... How the fu... You have made me lose 1,000,000 braincells in 3 seconds. Idiocity is truly hitting Earth. Harder than I expected. Call the Doctor now.
LowExpectations 30
But how's it consensual if the toaster isn't powered on!? What wrong with me!? What's wrong with you!?
soupermeal 10
It's Idiocy..
lifeisfabulous 10
Wait which Doctor the medical one the one the flies around in a blue box?? Both vould be useful in this situation.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
RadikulRam 16
The Darwinian way.
vipirius 18
I agree, we don't need people like him reproducing anyway.
Enslaved 38
Haha I took "the hard way" literally. :P
ThatPlankton 15
So did the toaster ;)
sirsquab 12
I'd just turn the toaster on.
azisles02 17
Exactly. If he gets it burned once, he'll stop unless he is a true idiot.
jw90 18
I think we can all agree that it's common sense to not put your dick in anything besides a vag.
LowExpectations 30
What about glory holes #121? I mean, sometimes there's a chick on the other end...
skystormdude 10
i say let him learn the HARD way!
Soninuva 41
I think he got the wrong idea when people told him about "hot" sex.
MsSoulReaper 27
I thought it was common sense to not put any part of your body in dangerous places.
NoFlippinWai 24
especially, one's penis. I keep mine in the bedside drawer. ;-)
Enslaved 38
The two slits probably turned him on and thought. . . threesome!
Rainhawk94 27
the stupidity of people never ceases to surprise me
Zimmington 21
A ****** is more dangerous than a toaster... A toaster can't give you STDs. Jus a tan
davidislost 11
Complete with light charring on the edges.
WingedApollo 12
As long as he wasn't the one serving the family buttered toast...
TheKidOnFire 10
You have made my day. Thank you. @124 Made my day horrible. You bought it up again.
awkwardlysmiles 12
Please tell me you replaced the toaster before making toast?
Ctrl_H 18
Mmmm chestnuts roasted on an open fire.
eddeeezzyy 19
I really wanna know how old your brother is.
zandalee 20
28
Mauskau 36
25
NoFlippinWai 24
32, and recently divorced?
Pikawhore 21
Did you explain by turning it on?
Kibaruto 33
This was the joke I was waiting for. Thank you.
hollyanne27 9
*ditto*#12
pboyko2 6
This is why I sometimes question on how the younger generations are going to survive later on. But I guess we learn from our mistakes.
NoFlippinWai 24
Op did not say it was a younger brother.
Mysterious_one 26
she should have let life circle goes on by losing his fertility .. lol