Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
detroiter 0
I can't stand kids
Poke_my_mon 0
This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (137)
Kellmaster36 0
dude WTF...what video was that anyways??
meisangry2 0
the question was not why did he listen to YouTube? but did the cheese grill?
davidhasmorefun 0
I would like to say that just because I wrote your instead of you're doesn't mean I am an idiot. it just means I am typing on my iPhone and was being lazy.
TheLetterZero 7
Actually, it does. If you can't be arsed to put in the extra half-second it takes to put an e and ', then prepare to be flamed.
Ascaryrobot 0
It makes him lazy not an idiot. Learn to diffrentiate. Now look it up google and tell me I spelled it wrong.
Snowdreamz 0
differentiate* Google*
Ascaryrobot 0
Haha. I new that was coming.
HDlowrider 0
knew*
nobridgejustwate 0
It's funny 'cause unless you capitalize the first letter of the word *cough, which you did not, cough* the iPhone even puts the apostrophe in "you're" for you. Plus, the 'r' and 'e' keys are directly next to each other. Moral of the story, if you're too lazy to literally move your thumb about a fourth of a centimetre, you must be fat. Don't blame an excellent piece of technology for your failz.
nobridgejustwate 0
Also, your tenses are ******.
Rik_fml 0
Your brothers an idiot
sublime93 0
How did he fit cheese in there? Its so thin
shamwowow 0
like I said..crepes?
bomb_diggityy 0
This isn't a fml, how the hell did it get through the moderators :S
loginpassword 0
wuts ur ps3 account ill pwn u in mw2!! my account is BL00D-BEAST-V1
GumboVariation 0
FAIL!
lasage_fml 0
ps3 never had a disk tray? i have the older one my friend has the new one neither have a disk tray
ily1210 10
i woulda slapped my brother omfg. but eh, look at it this way, play station sucks
welderchick87 0
Um...are you sure you're talking about a PS3? Cuz they have a slot where the disc's go...it's not something that you open up, and then pop the disc into place. I got mine after Christmas '07 and it doesn't have a tray, and my friend just got a new PS3 and it's set up the same....no disc tray. So....I'm just gonna go ahead and say you're full of shit.