Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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Top comments
Vert90 11
Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.
Calyx_fml 22
It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.
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Comments (161)
jellybeardoggie 4
Lulz
OhDearBetrayal 25
104- Astahferallah!
Badbrock 6
At least he wasn't stupid enough to cut it off himself and get seriously hurt. Instead even though he was drunk he went to the ER. Could be something drilled into the head called do the right thing.
Ozymandias_ 2
I would go with "your spawn, your fault" but he is 22.... next time don't pick him up
robbie91 3
Have you seen "clerks"? Let go of the chip
FlipMan70 7
Virginia? No wonder
calivianya 29
That's hilarious. It makes me want to work in an ER - they see the craziest things.
chillin44 0
It was a 50 50 chance the hand was coming back... He knew the risks going in. Lol
forever_born 6
Lmao that's HILARIOUS!!
pimpcracker 8
way to raise a winner