Sherlock
France
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
clutzymama
Woodbridge, Canada
Great parenting
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
jami898
Medford, United States
Duty
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
DaddyZ
United States
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
LaurenB
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Epping, United States
Freak out
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Anonymous
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Top comments
Mordred_fml 0
Jeez, people. Obviously, none of you have kids who have been injured and/or sensitivity to blood and wounds. People faint at the sight of blood sometimes, or they get upset and overwhelmed when their kid has been hurt. I say FYL, OP. But at least your son got through it.
mzhonesty 0
Your son had more of a FML than you. :
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Comments (84)
saucey12 1
loser
Ajjas013 6
This is a whole new level of lame.
mfmylifesrsly 30
yeah, how is this an fml? omg I passed out **** my life! seriously? haha I've had to get stiches on my chin 4 times when I was younger. I was/am quite the clutz as you would say..
AGGoddess 2
#14: It's a normal thing. Kids get injured, and some people freak out when they see blood.
Mehness 0
Your life isn't ******... you're just a wuss. I'm going with YDI because the person expects sympathy from us.
Ajjas013 6
Today, I passed out from reading this FML. FML
toxic10uhc 0
my mom ruined my life like that. I'm too chicken to do anything because my mom always was the one to panic at the sign of blood... OP you are screwing your kids mind grow some ovaries you dumbass.
PottentialFML 0
Perhaps while he was unconcious he got raped by a wookie.
michael32123 0
I bet #27 would be fun in bed
shadaboo2014 0
ur a wussy!!!
MagicalPegicorn 0
Hmm. guess you gotta suicide now huh?
ryguy997 0
that reminds me of when my brother was 3 and he needed metal caps on his teeth and when they were putting the anistethics he pulled the needle out and my mom fainted.
eggy911 7
same thing happened to me... except me and my mom were both freaking out, and my sister had to be pushed away, she was too close
conkilla 0
way to be a douche
NonExistentCok 0
I had stitches on my forehead wen I was 3 I thought the blood was kethcup :P
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You're disgraceful, to your family, to your son, but most of all to yourself. They're only stitches, it's not like they're doing an open heart transplant.
MoonyIce 0
Wow ... seriously? Harsh, much? I'd love to see you experience a weakness of any sort.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I once performed an auto-appendectomy.
Cthulu 0
Stiches are cake. Now if his son had a broken limb and the doctor was setting it and the bones were grinding together audibly, then maybe there is an excuse for fainting. Not that I would know anything about that, *coughcough*
Gumblebum100 0
the mom was probably cutting his vegetables and then she still had the knife in her hand when she went to tuck him in for a little nap and when she pulled the blanket up she sliced his chin........ (I couldn't think of any other reason of how 'mommy' couldve caused that but if you do then reply!!)
Gumblebum100 0
I meant to reply up there ^^^^^^ but I guess i replied herensonoh well!!
ryguy997 0
you op are a... wimp!
goatboy197 0
haha! At least your son's okay
tb_2010 0
Wow. All I can say is... WOW. that's so lame. PS: doubtful this guy's from France. FML reads mobile posts as from there. Next time your son has to get stitches, please, just don't go.
CallMeHush 1
All I can say is Man Up a little!
janit88 0
not FML worthy. sorry
Stay_Fly_Shy 0
I don't think this is an fml...
killabee 0
Mmm needles, I'm salivating.
Gumblebum100 0
weird....
Mordred_fml 0
Jeez, people. Obviously, none of you have kids who have been injured and/or sensitivity to blood and wounds. People faint at the sight of blood sometimes, or they get upset and overwhelmed when their kid has been hurt. I say FYL, OP. But at least your son got through it.
Dashelle 25
Amen.
D3kl3 0
not much of an fml. why do you post these things? not funny man.