Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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Top comments
Vert90 11
Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.
Calyx_fml 22
It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.
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Comments (161)
Pancakemines 0
I love you! :D
onealmxwilson 18
That's nothing. I'll be impressed when you can get your foot stuck in a Pringles can.
Angelous505 5
No Noor don't marry him, marry me! ;)
Shelta957 13
Whoah, a FML love triangle. We should write a book about it
silencedistant 0
Hey, he went to the ER while super drunk - Mama/Dad must have taught him common sense...
yousodi 10
Sometimes you gotta let those hard to get chips go,,, ~Dante hicks
ChickenNuggets22 0
More like a love octagon :D
superguppy19 3
Pringles r very poisonous they have alot of very bad Chemicals in them like hairspray I forget what exactly but it's really bad
Pufferfish78 5
More flavour ;)
hqbrat 8
He was dropped at birth
ClaremoreZebra 8
In his defense, he was drunk, and when your drunk two things may occur: 1. A sudden and deep love for Pringles, and 2. A fear of being too drunk and somehow tearing/cutting your hand off. So he did what any reasonable intoxicated person thought was right, leave it to the professionals.
KendratheUnicorn 0
I don't think reasonable and intoxicated should be in the same sentence XD
ClaremoreZebra 8
Well, when I'm drunk, there's a sort of instantaneous smart thought. If you catch it, you have a chance at making it a couple feet. But, I was trying to say that the ER, is most likely a common thought in everyone's brain when drunk to a certain level. So he did what an average drunk would do! Haha.
KendratheUnicorn 0
Oh I know what you mean :)