Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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Top comments
Vert90 11
Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.
Calyx_fml 22
It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.
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Comments (161)
RoseCrystal 17
Once ya pop, the fun don't stop...even in the ER.
xxxSANAxxx 0
thht suuckss!
xplainphrox 8
My daughter and I both agree... Your son is a 'special' kind of special.... :). When he has kids and is ranting n raving n complaining about them, retaliate with this story... The kids will love it!!!!!
Ruffclue 9
most likely you werent 22 yrs old either.
Jannettecooks 1
Its a life lesson Op! All it takes is one time, then you learn to tip the can!
ycrem0n 21
I used to wear Pringles can and pretend to be Iron Man, then I shoot people like a boss
THExistentialist 13
yes! give in to the weirdness! embrace the fourth person we shall refer to yourselves in! and the seventh!! First person? dispose of it! PRINGLES ARE THE NEW FEET CONTAINERS! AND FEAR SHOES!
soupisyummy 13
Hahaha, people are thumbing you down but I think it was funny(x only because it sounds like something I would say.
musicmaniac0099 0
Why do Pringles cans have to be so difficult?
THExistentialist 13
so what... what... D-DID YOU DO? !?!?