Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
julian1
Orlando, United States
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Talented73
Yonkers, United States
Alexa, play "Hot Hot Hot" by The Cure
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Brittanyy_leigh
Australia
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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antbait11 0
did he redrocket on you?
ArtIsResistance7 1
lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.
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Comments (237)
canzo378 0
you had to...? Americans are ****** pathetic.... they care about dogs more than humans...
iltby 3
Unless you show him or are an ethical breeder, desex him.
jrod12391 1
my dog would of just had to deal with it..
vHOMICIDEx 0
that's when its time to take the dog out back with a shotgun
Navith 13
ydi for having a dog
fadingaway 17
Oh for God's sake, it's not such a big deal. You're not the one with sunburnt nether regions. It's your dog, therefore it's your responsibilty to take care of him. If you're not willing to do that then maybe you shouldn't have a dog.
sankagirl36 0
my dogs nuts would have stayed burnt!!
skyeyez9 25
My friend's english mastiff had burnt balls and had to rub aloe on them. It was funny cause everytime he saw her get the aloe bottle, he'd get all happy and run to her, tail wagging. I still make fun of her for having to rub aloe on dog balls.
jennniferlea 4
haha see my point exacly... dogs are smarrrttt!!!! hahahaha
mmmazingmary 0
thank you #97 :)
jayemdoubleyou 1
No. No, you didn't.