Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML
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BlondePsycho 43
OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
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Welshite 40
She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?
pratikp03 22
We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha
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Welshite 40
She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?
iAmPaul 49
That's assuming the employee in question is female. I'd be more inclined to think they're male, given the context.
Welshite 40
The OP's username is "Shedidwhat?"
iAmPaul 49
Irrelevant.
MrSassypants 34
Irrelevant? Then I'm assuming your username has nothing to do with your name being Paul.
lexa1love 16
Is your last name Sassypants? Just curious. Likely the username is relating to this FML but they might have made it for a previous FML that they tried to submit. Just a possibility.
danimal_crackerz 26
No, that's very relevant.
buckdharma 38
18- I think it's a fashion statement.
horneyhic 15
Last name might not be sassypants but I'll bet it's a mr
MrSassypants 34
My last name is Sassypants, and my pants are sassy. It's possible. Have you even seen an episode of Spongebob? Perfect example of someone whose last name fits them very well.
iAmPaul 49
All of you have no idea what you're on about. The username is completely irrelevant. Kappa
Vegetarian27 24
Usernames are very deliberate, and match the subject of the FML in most cases. So no, it is not irrelevant.
pratikp03 22
We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha
wvcheesehead 13
I hope you don't work at Dennys.
lil_ham1644 29
Sounds like a person needs to be placed inside the bathroom
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
#38 That wouldn't even be right...
Econforthwin 15
I would never had guessed that genital washing at work would be an issue for a business to have to handle.
Naith 14
Oh sorry must have missed that out when I wrote it.
Tacogamer20 14
That was balls-y on his part.
Mynamewontfi 40
I'm pretty sure it was a female, judging by OP's name "Shedidwhat?"
pwnman 33
Seems like the employee must be a dick!
Exodiafinder687 58
You better tape off that sink now. The water might be ****-aminated.
shmoooopie 29
I love your comments :)
marcranger 29
If you ask me, the employee's actions were downright ****-emptible.
ajs1987 15
She just wants to make sure she's clean down there . . . and wet.
kerstileann 26
"SHEdidwhat?" This woman must have some serious meatcurtains to wash in a sink. Either that or she is incredibly flexible.
Pleonasm 36
An image of a contortionist doing a handstand and bending her legs over the sink in front of her comes to mind. Also, there's a bow being drawn somewhere in there.
LeashaJoy5595 28
Lol meat curtains, oh gosh, that's the best thing I've heard all day!
firecracker5 11
The puns are just terrible on this one Hobo bath anyone?
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Nothing in the manual? Then it needs to be updated to include proper hygiene.