Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
julian1
Orlando, United States
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Talented73
Yonkers, United States
Alexa, play "Hot Hot Hot" by The Cure
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Brittanyy_leigh
Australia
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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antbait11 0
did he redrocket on you?
ArtIsResistance7 1
lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.
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Comments (237)
Rachalynia 0
Neuter your dog.
Andreas2402 0
I don't know what moisturise means and I don't think I wanna know it either.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Do you know what moisturize means? Are you just ignorant of the different spellings around the world?
bigsexy22 0
why does your dog still have testicles?
fmlfailfml 0
oh that sucks :(
iRichiq 3
are you friggin gay? (or a girl with a bad sexlife)
BrutalFbomb 5
any girl wanna ride my Ferrari? cmon you know what I mean hahaha why do so many idiots have access to the Internet?
vince069 0
lol me next!
sheltergirl87 0
You wouldn't have to do that if he were neutered.
sheltergirl87 0
You wouldn't have to do that if he were neutered :)
joodfoot 0
lucky dog.... ;)