Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
julian1
Orlando, United States
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Talented73
Yonkers, United States
Alexa, play "Hot Hot Hot" by The Cure
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Brittanyy_leigh
Australia
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Top comments
antbait11 0
did he redrocket on you?
ArtIsResistance7 1
lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.
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Comments (237)
nicholasBrandon 0
Hahaha Wow, that made my day OP.
alexarose 0
that's nasty , but the dog probably liked it hahahah.
devilyy 2
Bye bye healthy imagination! :P
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for having a dog and letting about in the sun for too long. :)
Random_Spic 0
hahaha!! grosss! :P
NeonAgatha 0
aaawwe :)
chubbles 9
unlikely events like this are why I don't like male animals
imam 0
you didn't HAVE to moisturize them sunburns do heal themselves
DAN7IEL 2
his pink thing was all over the place wasn't it
WaylonD 4
I feel sorry for the dog, that's gotta hurt! n #51 you are a definite MILF! damn!