Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Bad Cat
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Jack00412
Montague, United States
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
Get a snake, Problem solved
shad93 3
yay for inspiring movies!!!
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Comments (139)
lGreenspanl 2
Get a snake, Problem solved
aardvarkish 17
That's what *I'M* talkin about!
jess6blondie9 3
Yes, letting a snake loose in the house to catch the mice is a great idea!! I don't know why I didn't think of it myself.
Nimmrodel 11
Then set a mongoose loose to catch the snake.
ILoveEggnog 7
Thank you Nimmrodel! I couldn't remember what it was called, I just kept thinking "that damn weasel thing that starts with an m".
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
aaaaaaand then an eagle to get the mongoose and a lynx to get the eagle and a liger to get the lynx and an elephant to get the liger and finally the greatest predator/prey of all, man.....
insanesna1l 0
actually the greatest predator is the .303 with a .44 to back him up. Humans are just the tools
Annie443417817 0
Hahaaas funny as shit.
dre_bro11 12
Or 32, a mouse trap might work.
theten_fml 9
shhhh 71. we want to see the snake.
jokerjak5 4
mouse traps connected to tiny bundles of C4. that way you know for sure that you got them.
ATLBOI770 0
when he eats them what are you going to get to eat the snake
imhere6969 1
thats the best idea ever
snowbird123 3
time to bring in meow-schwitz
kauaiGROWN 0
lynx?
example947 0
42 wins
example947 0
*94
ad1836 19
The mongoose !
katiemarie23 0
they are just mice. not big enough to really chew on any wires or cause much havoc.
ILoveEggnog 7
Until they try to crawl up your ass.
fgwrxfiend 11
^^HA!! win
Adorlee 11
South park?
ILoveEggnog 7
No. First thought that came to mind. Because that's what I would do if I was a mouse.
insanesna1l 0
id scare an elephant
ReynshineCutting 10
The mice might be more OP's than her daughter's but she just tells her daughter their hers.
rachelmacivor 0
lemewinks is up your bum mr. slave ^^
Pawned71 0
WAIT! the T-800 is superior to man!
shad93 3
yay for inspiring movies!!!
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha I'll co sign to that
Thanatos1206 0
This FML inspired a movie? What movie?
fadingaway 17
-_- Thanatos, the girl in the FML was inspired by the movie Free Willy.
thegerund 0
Thanatos I wish I could favorite your comment
Thanatos1206 0
-_- fadingaway my comment was sarcastic.. Maybe I should've made it more obvious.
msmandy 0
^didn't seem sarcastic to me...
Thanatos1206 0
^because I really thought that an FML inspired a movie. How dumb do you people think I am??
Leoboy635 0
^very...I'm sorry I just wanted to say that,your probably very smart. (dychvNOTfcdthdf)
upsidedownfrownn 5
Yay!
PsychoMerk 0
Shit. the problem isn't the mice... but why the **** did she have half a dozen of them already!?
MizzErikaHart 8
gluttony
redbluegreen 41
Better six mice than six dead hookers. The smell alone would take months to fade away.
ugliness 6
because mice are cute they tend to do well in small groups as long as they don't give birth they could of been a litter more pets - more fun and responsibility I wish I had 6 mice :( but I could hardly handle one of my 2 pet rats dieing yesterday
Mr_Darkside 5
I had a mouse. She had 12 babies and ate 5 of them...
A7X_LoVeee 10
^ way to kill the mood
JojoChuo 8
D: that's quite disturbing...
ShyAnn29 15
if she has a male and female then they can multiply pretty quickly, a mouse is only pregnant for 16 days
ShyAnn29 15
sadly mice do sometimes do that, hamsters do also
raeraymusic1 0
ouch. u may wake up to one in ur face. lol.
PsychoMerk 0
That'd have to be one bigass snake to eat all of them before they start repopulating. Don't they eat about once a week or so?
DomTheAtomBomb 0
my snake is only 2 ft long and eats like 2-3 mice a week...
ugliness 6
the mice are likely the same gender
Andrewlostnow 3
free a cat in your house
Doortje 30
Oh god. I'm sure she meant well, but.. but.. Mice are scary :(
ShyAnn29 15
I hate mice!
ugliness 6
Hahahahahahahaha!!! ok, sorry just had to laugh, mice are cute but I know how you feel, even tho spiders are cool and I take awesome pics of them but I have a deep rooted irrational fear :( I will never attempt to touch one and will panic freeze if one crawls onto me
Livinia 11
Get a cat or a snake. Problem solved.
Thanatos1206 0
I have a feeling I've read this comment somewhere before but I just don't know where... *looks up* Nope not up there.
Livinia 11
??
ugliness 6
yeah because killing your Childs pets is good when you could just look for them :D (obvious sarcasm)
sephoraprincess 7
Thanatos, go back to watching pokemon or whatever. kbaii.
Thanatos1206 0
Luckily for you I can watch "pokemon or whatever" and reply to dumb comments at the same time. I'm just that talented. kbaii.
Nectuar 0
^ win!!
freddyisepic 2
the cat would probably bring the dead mice to the kid
cole86 0
I think this is all just a feeble attempt to make yourselves seem smarter, but in the process of shooting each other down, you are both defeating your own purpose.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww mice are so cute!:)
KarinaLizeth18 5
agreed!! ^-^ I have one(: but have owned about 13 in the course of 5 years haha!
ugliness 6
yep :3 I prefer rats I have 2.....well I had 2 the day before yesterday, now I have one T.T
ReynshineCutting 10
I've had a few mice and as cute as they are and as much as I love them they stink so bad!!! I prefer rats because they're more social and stink waaaaay less. I feel your pain. We had 4 and our favorite died a couple months ago. Then 2 weeks ago his cagemate died. Then a few hours after that, one of our girls died. We went from 3 to 1 in one day. Now she's all sad and alone. :(