Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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livamour 17
Your husband isn't "wielding his sword" very well.
SkepticalMiss 5
The ****** can stretch to accommodate a baby. It can stretch to accommodate any man. I believe your problem is actually lack of lubrication.
CptZoe 10
It can still tear and get infections after a baby.
Ameel_fml 19
And most women still need stitches and at least 24 hours recovery after a baby. It's not like the baby just falls out!
Soloman212 28
Nope, definitely cumming.
CptZoe 10
I'm sure you have tried all of the advice given, but I'm going to throw my tiny bit of wisdom in here too. Try being on top? That way you can control how far it goes in. I hope you work something out. Don't score off your sex life completely, plenty of ways around it :)
EllyBear__ 11
Nope. I have the same problem as OP, width is the problem (I'd assume it's the same for her). Being on top makes it worse because you have to use your legs which clenches inside a little more.
CptZoe 10
Ah of course, I hadn't considered that. I hope you still have a good sex life though :) sometimes other stuff feels even better than intercourse!
bobslawnservice 16
May I suggest that the person who posted this go and speak to their gynecologist? If she isn't getting moist enough then there might be something else wrong there and a professional may have some useful advice.
gingerfly91 1
Hello toys and anal :)
bobslawnservice 16
To all the people suggesting anal - how does that work? The vaginal opening is generally bigger than the anus isn't it?
blackpuddle 30
120, if anal's done right it can be surprisingly painless. For me it actually hurts less than vaginal most of the time. Though I honestly don't think I'd want a real thick guy putting his penis in my anus. There are limits to how big of a thing I'll let be put in there.
lonecracker 5
ByronJess is correct. The do make all kinds of stuff for your particular problem.
EllyBear__ 11
Same problem :(
Crazberry 5
Yeeeah you know what? If that were me and my ****** couldn't handle it, I don't even want to imagine what it would do to my "back door". Most of us don't exactly give birth back there, you know? Of course I the idea of anal sex makes me cringe anyway so that's probably just bias on my part. Hope you figure it out OP.
xplainphrox 8
Are you kidding me...?!!!! That's where all the assholes come from!!!!!!
rattusrattus 19
***********, fingering, and if P-in-V is important to you and your partner, various-sized ****** to help increase capacity.