Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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redtigerlily 5
Too big is way to uncomfortable and alot of the time it seems the guy can't control it efficiently.
shinicat 11
You don't need to give up on your sex life, penetration is not the be-all and end-all of sexual activity, it's entirely possible to have a lot of fun and both get off without it. I have a condition that means penetrative sex is impossible for me, and I still have a perfectly enjoyable and active sex life.
leeh425 1
What's you condition
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
I'm morbidly and... not sure what word to use here as "pity" and "sympathy" could seem offensive.. But anyway, curious too
RedPillSucks 33
Sex change operation?
krysxkatastrophe 14
I hear babies do the trick when it comes to stretching a ****** out. Although, that might not be the best suggestion.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Unless you're torn from 'V' to 'A', in most cases, you'd be wrong. After birth and in the following weeks, everything shrinks back (except any loose skin or fat you equired during the birth) to the way it was beforehand.
melissasquires 9
Actually the only thing you might have left after birth is a couple stretch marks. You'll lose any weight you put on unless you don't go back to a healthy diet. Same with extra skin. Your skin is like elastic it'll go back to normal in time. Took 40 weeks/9 months to put it all on. It'll take the same amount of time to make it disappear.
Ameel_fml 19
#106: Dunno what pregnant women you're talking about. Plenty of women end up with loose skin, big tummies and more (torn vaginas, permanently lengthened vaginas, permanently parted abdominal muscles, stretched uterus, inability to have painless sex for up to a year afterwards, hair loss, loose bladder muscles, random vaginal bleeding, breasts that are longer and flatter -but not larger- than before they were pregnant, rashes and acne, and so on) after giving birth. It doesn't all magically go back into place once the baby is out. Some women even need to have surgery to get their bodies back into shape if certain areas refuse to heal or shrink. It takes a LOT of work to get the body back to the way it was before you were pregnant, and even then, most women will say that their bodies are never the same after they had a baby. Not that it's all horrible, but there are a lot of things doctors tend to...uh..."gloss over" until AFTER a woman has her baby.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
...I get the general feeling that he's black..
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I actually feel really sorry for you. : /
zaynismylove 2
way to graphic
CptZoe 10
Way to graphic what? Don't leave us hanging like that...!
Dracoboxer357 36
53- .....FML newcomer? If not, the guy tearing his ball sack open the other day should have turned you green. That, was graphic. ;)
1Hannahs 4
I could never give up my sex life. And Big is amazing! I would just make myself think "the pain feels good" and then it'll feel like great rough sex, not painful. :)
yoursucklives 36
you are 16. shut the **** up.
thugzy510 0
Ur 16 talking like that not a bright future for you
TheGothGamerGirl 20
****.
supportcommand 17
You have a promising future in the **** industry. 16 and talking about how you like big dicks. *****.
isucktoo 4
Your parents must be so proud.
bobslawnservice 16
Hey, don't be too harsh on Hanna - they do say "Different strokes for different folks" afterall.
Dracoboxer357 36
56- I don't have a problem with you having a Safe sex life (assuming you aren't just spewing verbal crap), and if you Think you enjoy vaginal tearing, well, to each their own I guess. :p I may be wrong but I just don't think your perspective of "Big" and "the pain feels good" is accurate. Saying what you Would do without knowing is easy to do, for now. But I think if you're having someone Tearing your genitals, a simple dismissive thought isn't going to cover that. :p Don't believe me? Go buy a can of Febreze and stuff it in your ******. If that goes well, I'll reconsider changing my statement. ;P Good luck. :p
cassidy0922 6
You are a dumbass.
sumbum95 15
I hate my generation. You shouldn't even be thinking, much less talking about stuff like that. Not saying I'm perfect but I sure as hell have respect for my self. You should try it sometime.
thugzy510 0
Why don't u you just say you agree with her instead of beating around the bush your 17 keep it up you might meet each other somewhere in the near future
OhLohd111 11
You've never actually had sex, have you my dear? Or at least a partner with a rather large appendage.
petraphotoDOTca 6
you are 16 ....shut up about big dicks!!! secondly, I agree w prev commenter - do you even KNOW what you are talking about!?!?? omg
general58 2
you're 16, you shouldn't have a sex life
RedPillSucks 33
Someone's been reading too much "60 Shades of Grey" if you can equate pain and feels good and sex. Any why the hell should she settle for having her ****** shredded. OPs guy is obviously "doing it wrong". If she tells him he's too big that means he needs to stop trying to be a pile driver, go slow and not so deep. This is not rocket science
MuseFan1991 14
there is a BIG difference between rough sex and painful sex. take it from someone who's old enough to have experienced both. not every sexual experience is straight out of 50 shades of grey
mnaqvi 0
fyl..tht sounds painful.. Good luck and ya fyl
dlcj18 2
Man it's not about the size of the car it's the driver that makes the ride smooth
RedPillSucks 33
Or the motor sound you make with your mouth.... What? Is it just me? *slinks away*
Cian_1 28
Op, you really shouldn't be married or having sex when you're twelve. YDI. ;D
FirebirdF350 7
??? Where does that come from seriously random
dDailydDosage 8
Ummm random much?
Dracoboxer357 36
63- I Think Cian is saying that she must be 12 to have the ****** of a 12 year old girl......? On that logic then, what's your advice? Just stick to oral for 6 more years until everything's A-okay downstairs? :p Call me crazy.....but I don't think that's the situation here today.....or the solution.....at least, that's what the voices tell me.....la la la laaaaa la la.....get the big knife..... ;p
Cian_1 28
Yeah, I do realise of course, that the op is not twelve. I was making a joke. Albeit a rather bad one. For which I apologise for. :L