Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, a woman reached out to me on Twitter to ask me if my dad was OK, since she talks to him every day and they haven't talked in a few days. She also doesn't know if he's in prison or not. My father left when I was 3, and I haven't talked to him in months. FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML
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ezrocks4u 29
At least you didn't find out from seeing her mugshot on Facebook?
abygalee 15
Well, she had gotten into some trouble with a drug rehab and left instead of being taken to jail. She told me she was going to turn herself in, but swore she would tell me and come give me a hug before leaving. So I made sure to talk to her everyday, and on the 4th of July she suddenly stopped talking to me. I called and texted a bunch, and finally I had enough. I was having panic attacks and I called my grandpa, and he informed me. He said "I thought you knew".. when I had no clue whatsoever.
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Comments (16)
ezrocks4u 29
At least you didn't find out from seeing her mugshot on Facebook?
brenton490 19
I had that happen with my aunt. But it was a what meth does to you drug prevention advertisement.
ItzSalt 6
Reason?
sgit 5
more information plzzzz
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Well it's not like she was going anywhere!
lusanna 19
I'm sorry that she didn't pick you as her one phone call :(
HotMamaBBM 11
Omg!!!!! What????? For what???? And no one tried to get her out??? Wow!!!! #letmommafree.
epicgamer 18
You're the cancer of the Internet.
HannahLastedxoxo 10
Well if this what to grab yourself some attention it surely worked. Not in the best of ways though. Little life tip; it's not as attractive as people think it is when they are in highschool.
Scarylizard1798 23
Gotta love that fam
iamdman 22
Your a great child OP. I would have considered myself blessed to not get dragged in to that mess.
abygalee 15
Well, she had gotten into some trouble with a drug rehab and left instead of being taken to jail. She told me she was going to turn herself in, but swore she would tell me and come give me a hug before leaving. So I made sure to talk to her everyday, and on the 4th of July she suddenly stopped talking to me. I called and texted a bunch, and finally I had enough. I was having panic attacks and I called my grandpa, and he informed me. He said "I thought you knew".. when I had no clue whatsoever.
interesting33 37
that really sucks OP, I'm so so sorry. I hope tomorrow is a better day and you get some support