Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
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ForWhatItsWorth 0
Outsmarted by an electric shaver ... :/ tsk tsk tsk
amatayo 0
Yeah I guess that sucks but FML this is not. Trying to reduce cuts I bought a new shaver. After I opened it up I covered my face in shaving cream. Not knowing that thats a no no I burned the side of my face when the razor shorted out.
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Comments (102)
lil_miz_liz09 0
FIRST COMMENT WHOOP WHOOP
ItsAshxD 0
Nice job buddy.
genius_man16 1
That is what they call an EPIC FAIL right there.
jkcarr1 2
epic fail indeed
tick_tock 0
WOW #1 YOU'RE SPECIAL AREN'T YOU? This is hardly an FML, who cares if you cut yourself a little.
ajscw 0
Gr8 job sparky
darkforge 0
Ouch, that sucks, but trust me you won't go back to wet shaves after you've used the electric for a bit
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Outsmarted by an electric shaver ... :/ tsk tsk tsk
gaby904 0
ok? not really an fml..couldn't have been THAT bad of a cut
Charmedpop 0
I've done this before too, don't feel bad.
amatayo 0
Yeah I guess that sucks but FML this is not. Trying to reduce cuts I bought a new shaver. After I opened it up I covered my face in shaving cream. Not knowing that thats a no no I burned the side of my face when the razor shorted out.