Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I washed the comforter one of my nine-month-old kittens peed on last night. Just as soon as my boyfriend put it on the bed, she peed on it again. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML
Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML
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UpYourself 0
Haha kids...
Krystakitty 0
Its just what Kids do...as a mom you sjhould know to put a towel under her if shes on your bed and if shes prone to taking of her nappy she should have had trousers or a vest with the buttons done up at the bottom common sense really
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UpYourself 0
Haha kids...
nonotme 0
Welcome to being a parent- the rest of your life will only get worse from here.
reapfml 0
I don't blame the kid; pooping in a diaper with the shit pressed against your ass is not comfortable
gigi37 0
#79 speaks the truth; no wonder babies cry all the time. OP, you have a baby, so what?
johnnymoe 0
I don't see how this is a FML. You have a baby if this is the worst that it's done so far you are in for a long parenthood.
kryxen 14
Just wait until they are toddlers and dig in their diapers for "brown paint" to do arts and crafts in their rooms during nap time.
PumpkinTarte 0
Babies are yummy.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Mmmmm, innocence
king_dro 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your stupid, in no way is being a mother an FML. This is neither an FML or a YDI. It's called motherhood, if you didn't want to experience things like this you should not have had a child.
diet_otaku 0
so true. shit like this is why i'm never having kids.
myballs 0
"Your stupid." Nice oxymoron, dipshit. Anyways, the first is arguably YDI. You should have had a diaper before-hand. The second is. . . unfortunate. Be looking forward to the teenaged years when they get moody and depressed, and start doing drugs! Wait. . .
pancakes_n_syrup 0
What kind of mom sets their baby down on their back and then walks away and stops watching them, even if it is for a diaper. It's people like you that give Mississippi a bad name. (to everyone else, I swear we're not all as complainy and ignorant as this woman is)
Knifey 0
Oh yes, I never take my eyes off my child. I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't even blink! I make sure that I'm watching him 24/7.
kewlcat 0
"this is why im never having kids" you're doing your duty at a member of a species. you can either live forever or reproduce
dyld921 2
First off, we're not animals. We have emotions. People can make choices. They can't be forced to do something they don't want to. We have babies because we want to have a family, not just because it's part of nature. Do you really think people would want to raise bebies when they're not ready for it? That's where homeless people and orphans come from. Second, it's not EVERYONE'S 'duty' to have children. We don't exist solely to reproduce. It's called a 'society'. Have you heard about the overpopulation problem? People like this can actually be helpful. I'm sure a lot of people would rather live forever than reproduce just for the sake of it.
Faytesz 0
this is a total ydi because she should have know this could happen with a baby especially after 9 mo
ricanmami_417 0
bein a mother has lots of fmls but a good mother can say FML an still laugh bout it. my 2 year old threw up an took off his dirty diaper at there same time. i was sayin f*** me..
Ninjasaurus18 9
*You're. Dumbass. Not everyone wants a kid, but gets one anyway. Condoms break, birth control fails and sometimes the surgeries that men get fail. It happened to my friend's mom's boyfriend. He got "neutered", but it failed. Now she has a baby sister.
Mira Lux 26
# 92, All animals have emotions and make choices. Dogs get upset if they are separated from its owners. A cat chooses to use it litter box. All animals have emotions and can make choices.
Daesh_fml 9
I wish I could give this all of the thumbs up, it's exactly what I was thinking.
Daesh_fml 9
I meant my previous comment for #116
crizpy7 0
ahhh...the wonderful joy of being a parent...that sucks, I'm sorry :) I am glad I am not having kids :D
diego47ak 0
op should have slapped that lil bitch
Krystakitty 0
Its just what Kids do...as a mom you sjhould know to put a towel under her if shes on your bed and if shes prone to taking of her nappy she should have had trousers or a vest with the buttons done up at the bottom common sense really
Professor59 2
Yep. That's what kids do. If you think this is an FML, you have big, big problems. I feel sorry for that little girl. Mom already resents her.
marshmallowmouse 0
Get used to it, lol. As soon as they are potty trained they'll start in with the wall-drawing, food painting, and make-up stealing. Take it in stride, lol
Luckster 0
Welcome to motherhood....get used to it.
anjyu22 0
It's all downhill from here!
RustyGuy 0
Like what, A tarp? If you put the infant on a towel or another blanket she would have just pee'd on that and it would have soaked thru to the comforter anyway. Use your common sense people!
AntiChrist7 0
The joy of having kids....