Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
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princessbeee 4
little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.
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Comments (152)
yeahiknow0 0
Ouch..
Zesty697 0
well looks like we have another UGLY situation
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Aww op, she didn't know! i think it's cute(: You already knew you had acne, so lighten up and be glad you have a face! :P
TenderizeMe 0
Wear a mask.
turtlemansam 6
Why did mine get denide?!? Today, me and my husband were thinking of baby names. He told me if we named a baby a beautiful name, it will grow up to be beautiful. He wanted to name him bacon. He was serious. FML
zukinihudini 0
23- hahaha
TenderizeMe 0
Because the FML community does not support homosexuals.
cwhitney11 4
55-bwahahaha
raymel 5
Sam :)
sugarr0babby0 0
44- A) It is fake, how can you have a husband when you are male too? Unless you're gay; which wouldn't work either because "having a baby" It's not humanly possible for males.. B) It's not funny one bit. In other words, It sucks.
DudeImBetter 0
44 I know why your fml got rejected. it's cause it's fake and gay. did you seriously think that was a funny fml cause I doubt anyone thinks it's funny.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least she didn't say anything about the mosquito bites on your chest!
rfngxhhshi 0
but honestly, OP needs to learn that sometimes potatoes ate not mashed.
darlinqqbella 0
Proactive. -enough said.
IVANTTOCOME 0
That's only been said about 85 times. But you can get away with anything.
ooooooooooooh 4
gutted
princessbeee 4
little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.
roeallen 11
unless the kid had an "asshole quota" to fill that day and was running out of time. but either is good. (;
brennboo 3
My little brother said the same thing to me a few years ago... But I've since mostly solved that problem :) OP, proactiv works miracles. I absolutely love it and I totally recommend it
cwhitney11 4
hahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa pimple
Consolata 0
in bed (I know it's an old joke but I had to do it)
jakegryan 0
swing and a miss
blacknazi818 0
sic widd it!!'
Jaguar1234 0
wow:(
Falken45 0
gross, apply some apricot face wash scrubs!!
sportygirly1234 0
*microscopically I mean but when you are older it will show up worse
pg1921 0
Oh no! Kids can be very blunt
Flammin8 0
what goes around-> comes around.... in 10 years..
Shutuptroll 0
Blunt <3
SmokyMcBong 1
haha yaa mannn
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.
wwerulez14 6
Yeah very true. If the acne bothers you that much, get something for it. Plenty of things out there.
whatyotalkinbout 0
you can stop new acne forming, but the old acne takes years to heal
Iskaria 0
34 that's pretty much exactly what I was going to say, although I wasn't going to be as polite ^^
castielnovak 13
Most of the time severe acne can't be fixed with acne medication. It's usually just a hormone thing or stress related. Or both. It'd be nice if getting rid of acne was as simple as 'getting medication for it.'
IVANTTOCOME 0
Yeah the African swarming mosquitos are know to swarm and attack on first sight of a suitable prey.
marylovesyou8D 7
Hahahahahaha. That's funny. (: Kids are cute.
stfuscrub420 0
I hate kids. Except for my future kids.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ignorance, I've had kids insult me and my appearance and I still thought it was cute. Hell you've insulted me quite a few times, kiddo! (:
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Figures you wouldn't like kids, Ignorance.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I know.
FFML_314 12
Kids are *****? Does that work both ways?
blacknazi818 0
no but older is wiser just look at jedi master yoda
clintmaggard 0
heyyy
TwoZeroOZ 2
Ignorance, older by what? 6 months? Hahaha
Doortje 30
Better mosquito bites than acne. I say: thank the kid for this brilliant idea and stick to the "they're just mosquito bites" story for the rest of your (acne)life!
Brandi_Faith 34
Haha! This also happened to me with one of the kids my mom babysat! He asked me what those red dots were on my face, knowing he wouldn't understand what acne was I just told him they were owies. He just said, "oh" and went back to the book we were looking at. I also thought that owies was a better term! I mean at least the kid thought you had mosquito bites and didn't know what they really were! Plus she was just curious and concerned. Nothing to be too ashamed about op!
AmazonGurrl 0
You should have said back, "That's not mosquito bites, it's a flesh-eating virus, so back it up!!"
GeneralCha 3
Yes.... because I'm sure the kid would understand that o.O
Fa7_fml 0
I'd explain it and scare the shit out of the kid. hahahhaha
mrbeastmode 0
O O ( ) still trying...