Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
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2nd 20
I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
feytensn 25
I want what your dad was drinking
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2nd 20
I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
gte225 11
I'm going to guess he fell asleep.
AlexanderIsLife 14
Anyone mind telling me what OP means?
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
@40 ostrich puke duh
AlexanderIsLife 14
I may not have a PhD in understanding pickles but I don't think that's the correct meaning....
EvilTurtle 35
OP means orange pancakes, believe me, I'm a turtle :)
thee_most_dope 30
Original poster:)
MeanBeagle 22
pretty girls always ruining the fun... it's like a kitten biting your thumb to shreds.
AlexanderIsLife 14
Thank you #46, Appreciate it (:
AnonymousZOMBIE 12
He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
ZelmaSlayer 30
Sorry to hear about your mother OP :(
fakedsincerity 32
Glad he's got you to look after & not judge him. (: ps. the heating up shoes thing made me laugh a lot.
ladyg228 15
Thank you for the follow up! At least you and your dad can laugh about it later on
raul1394 11
Sorry for your mother's loss. :( And, yes he surely deserves to have bit of fun. He is lucky he has you to help him, watch out for him and take care of things for him. I'm happy for him. It's fun to imagine him doing all that. I was ROFL. You must have done the same later... :P
urbantrashcan 18
Sounds like a real bump in the road I'll see myself out
PenguinBitch 44
Wait! You forgot this. *hands over written note "GET OUT".
DolphinLaser23 24
That does suck but it's nice that you care enough to do that for him :)
Schala360 27
Acid doesn't mix well with alcohol
mattfire14 12
Go home Dad you're drunk
Rented_eyebrows 18
Well done Sherlock...
beararm 11
go home drunk you're dad
venomousflower 24
He must've been completely wasted to react like that. It's nice that you did that for him and I hope you got home safe :)
Wakachulak 22
I'll second that. One time my uncle got that wasted, and started attacking me while I was driving on the highway. It got so bad I had to pull over and literally punch him out so I could drive safely. Then after he puked in my car, I had to drag his unconscious drunk ass into the house, in the middle of which his pants fell off. Yes, commando.
XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17
Who don't you just post that on FML?
alexanderavatar 24
that sucks guess he will be dead TIREd tomorrow morning
2nd 20
no
Hyenayena 27
I'll give you a medal if you agree to never say that again. For your own good, champ
ihartmytdi 23
Should've just sat there for a while while he freaked out, to see how long it would take him to either clue in or pass out. Bonus points for filming it, too
feytensn 25
I want what your dad was drinking
ohSNAPyall 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's called alcohol.
mccrightp 29
Maybe he was just practicing!