Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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drayloon 50
Did you give her a detention?
Ozzifer 4
Maybe she should play the teacher...
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Comments (67)
drayloon 50
Did you give her a detention?
silvercamaro 22
Sounds to me like she might've dropped the class
razoray9 22
Or just dropped school
incoherentrmblr 22
What does the title have to do with the FML?...
tsent8 15
Or dropped her panties
Ozzifer 4
Maybe she should play the teacher...
MrConcise 35
@2 - Why, so she can worry about losing her "job"?
cakefete2 31
Then, there's the lesson plans, meetings with parents and faculty, setting up home room, and she has to make sure OP is ready for the SATs.
seriouslygrowup 11
You should know your wife well enough by now to know that she is prone to anxiety with these things?
jerryj 27
"try out" kind of implies they were doing it for the first time.
garrett_8614 14
It's also hard to predict that someone would have an anxiety attack during a fake scenario.
saba_ajira 29
Looks like you have to play doctor now
BlackStar288 10
But then she'll get worried about having some fatal disease...
fiveforfighting 26
Or she could be the doctor so that won't happen
datkid117 13
Sorry ma'am, but that liver has to go.
vairyhagina 11
That woman needs some therapy
Enslaved 38
Playing "Therapist" sounds like an even better role playing game! "Here, just lay back and relax on this leather couch and tell me about your daddy issues?"
cakefete2 31
Good idea. If she has an anxiety attack during the session, OP is licensed to administer his wife's "prescription".
MrHolycow 2
Ron Weasly? Hermione Granger? Are that you guys?
biebahood 15
that was exactly my first thought!!
Crenny 16
Your grammar makes me sad.
MrHolycow 2
Sorry, I'm from France so I wasn't sure. How would you have written it?
Crenny 16
Sorry that was kinda brash. You actually had most of it right. It's "is that you?" Not "are that you?"
MrHolycow 2
Wasn't sure. But because I mentioned two people in my comment I thought: "What the heck, why not go plural?" ^^ Thanks for the feedback
akorpija 12
Ya, English is confusing like that. You can never blame someone whose second or knowing you Europeans, third or fourth) language is English for not knowing all the "rules".
UC_jrmnts 15
might want to keep it off the list for next time. Good luck OP!
somewizdom 15
Already? You didn't even get to the good part where she needs to be punished!
cakefete2 31
Seeing your profile picture, before clicking on it, is proof that I have a filthy mind.
AHSFan 11
Maybe next time just give her the D on an assignment haha I'm sorry everyone I had too. xD
rhcpgurl 18
you, my friend, just won the internet today
briang959 47
Did you bring in the school nurse? :)