Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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Nanner789 0
Play along.
airforce987 20
USA! USA! U! S! A!!!!!! Did he try to radio General Patton with his shoe?
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Comments (164)
Branflakes78 13
Enemy Nuke Incoming!!
pjkrit 0
Capitalist pig!
sentinel_233 0
This is fake there were no soldiers in the cold war... Just threats
Memories17 9
That man was interesting.
ogtwag 2
Damn commies!
conniejoy529 10
i volunteer to work at a nursing home and the old people sometimes hilarious, not the ones who had serious problems like dementia, but rather the ones who just figured that since they were old they could do or say what ever they wanted. I once heard an old lady tell an employee "wow, you weren't that fat the last time I saw you." She saw that employee every day. There was absolutely nothing mentally wrong with the old lady, she was just plain mean. But a lot of the patients were great, they had the best stories and were not shy about telling them.
Tdevonner 0
Atleast you didnt have to wheel an old white man to his grandkids van while he screamed through out the hospital "Find my gun this n*ggers following me" I found it sadly cute, his mortified family, not so much. They say he had just warmed up to black people when his alzheimers took him jackson, miss
mandarine_fml 3
every russian always carries a 10-kiloton nuclear weapon in his pocket and a bear in the other pocket. I'm not kidding
Gottobekiddingme 7
You made this about YOU? Are you really this self-centered?
dtfickus 0
Say " I'm a ****** Russian!" that would scare him more